Sam
@sam@cablespaghetti.dev
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RAM and eMMC Prices Are So High, Pine64 Has Stopped Linux Device Production
@hackaday Google are placing hard limits on how much memory an Android app is allowed to use: https://techcrunch.com/2026/08/27/ais-memory-crunch-is-coming-for-android-apps/
AWS Spiritual Ukulele is a fully managed, four-string resonance orchestration service that strums your distributed workloads into harmonic alignment across up to 12 Availability Zones, tuned automatically by the service except for the tuning, which is your responsibility and requires a separate IAM role with 23 permissions, several of which are undocumented. Each strum is billed as a discrete chord event at $0.000034 per string per invocation, which sounds negligible until you consider that a standard microservices architecture in production generates approximately 800 million strums per day. The Free Tier includes 2,000 strums per month and is available in us-east-1.
#aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor
Just finished reading the first Monk & Robot novella, “A Psalm for the Wild-Built”. That was quite simply *lovely*. Highly recommended, and thank you to whoever it was *I* picked up the recommendation from.
@Floppy huh, was asked if my #emfcamp base / installation was a "Monk and Robot" reference, but i'd never come across it - just sitting about sipping and sharing tea - thanks for the trigger to look the books out :)
(We've been having a purge of possessions as the kid preps to leave for uni, this involves discovering books to read again before getting rid of them all, surprising myself re-enjoying some of the Expanse series - must be years since i peacefully read a novel. Definitely looks like an excuse to more books)
I didn’t want to read any of the posts anyone else has written about #emfcamp 26 until I’d written my own. Now I’m free to read them and discover how much better they captured the indescribable than I was able:
@ides_dev brilliant post!
@Edent Thanks! Your post was one of the ones on the list I was waiting to read, and I'm glad I waited! It was fun to see how our experiences overlapped and how they diverged, for someone who has attended multiple times and for someone attending their first.
Creality K2 Plus with CFS for £450 (with promo voucher)? Can't be right, surely?
Apparently Creality are not great for Linux compatibility. Are there functional printer manufacturers and ranges that are better?
@realcainmosni
If Creality aren't good with Linux that would be news to me. I've never even tried it with Windows. Dunno why it would care as long as you gave a decent slicer.
Starting my #emfcamp 2028 project. I have just bought a fax machine on ebay for £3.
A public service announcement / #emfspider followed me home the other day.
Found nestling on one of the laser flight cases during the de-rig, I felt he needed to come home with me!
sooo, #emfcamp people, now that those of you who came with a handcart have seen how it performed when pitched against the dangerous and unpredictable terrain of Herefordshire: which models/features/things do you recommend to look for?
@rixx something with bearings on the wheels rather than bushings. But this is a surprisingly rare feature...
A friend once took an electric wheelbarrow to Glastonbury - that was pretty good.
@russss ooh, noted. Opinion on plain wheels vs tyres? I tend towards tyres when I can but that's just habit
@rixx I keep bringing my cheap IKEA one which is held together more with duct tape and ratchet webbing than itself these days. I do not recommend... But it keeps going despite me assuming every trip will be its last.
@marshant had a Burley Travoy and I think I might save up for it: bike trailer and hand cart that folds up nicely and seems pretty robust and repairable.
@rixx @marshant here's photographic evidence of my cart on the way home. I've had it for probably 10 years and brought it to three hacker camps (2*emf), and used it heavily for other cargo purposes. I don't have a car so it's carried a lot of unwieldy objects on public transport.
The wheels are big enough to work well at camp. But if you have the budget it's worth getting something better.
How it's broken so far: The click mechanism that fastens the handle up or down broke like 4 years ago. The screws holding the handle to the frame unscrew themselves, letting the frame lock itself in the down position, making it very annoying to pull them back up again: the tape prevents that from happening again, and the webbing takes the strain so the handle doesn't just pop off. The frame is bent because of me carrying way too many too heavy items up and down stairs and over rough ground. And the top of the bag is starting to rip.
That said it has served me extremely well and I'm not worried about it going walkabout. The ROI on a cart that currently costs 25€ has been astonishingly high.
@discontinuity @marshant I hadn't even considered a two-wheeler originally, but the everyday use makes it preeeetty interesting. I'll have to think a bit on what I'll be most likely to transport on site (eg bags vs boxes) … Thank you for the detailled notes!
@rixx @marshant no worries! I have also used this repeatedly to carry boxes. The bag just slips right off and then I use webbing to attach whatever.
Let us know what you choose! I get so much use out of this thing I really think I should spring for an upgrade. Ideally before it loses a wheel when I'm 4 trains from home and can't just tape it back on 😂
@discontinuity @marshant I will report back! I was thinking about posting about my current (very standard and pedestrian) chaos camping habits anyway, so any update would include cart info!
@rixx MoverX 150L is simple and compact to fold away when empty, others of similar size that I've packed away have ended up being more bulky and with more bits to lose/forget
@rixx If you are feeling constructional, this has served me very well for several camps. Folds up small, expands very big, has not yet been defeated by terrain.
https://jarkman.co.uk/catalog/luggage/collapsingtrolleyv2.htm
@rixx I didn't take one this time, but when I helped out delivering Nottinghack's stuff:
- chunky wheels
- wide wheelbase
- ability to fold to a reasonable footprint
- some sort of metal mesh construction so it's strong but not ridiculously heavy
- ability to flip down the back end is nice so you can carry longer stuff, or more easily offload heavy things
@gsuberland Yeah, particularly folding down at least the back (or all the sides) would be great. I have some time until next year to find something that can do that *and* is light *and* stable. How hard can it be …
@rixx @gsuberland Tangentially related, but I happened to be looking at foldable stretchers (brancards) with wheels earlier today, as a possible collapsible option for moving servers around.
Might not be that suited for what I am hearing about EMF terrain, though.
Another possible option could be to look at the offroad walkers (kinderwagen) with three wheels? 🤔
@sindarina @gsuberland there are those for mountain rescue etc that require two people to carry it but have a wheel/axis in the middle, hmmmm
@rixx not for EMF exactly but for a similar terrain. I did find the RockNRoller carts from thomann very usable
@rixx I usually go for a hand truck ("Sackkarre") because it's the most versatile. Load all the stuff in euro crates onto it, one ratchet strap, done.
@kunsi I'm very tempted by the bike trailer version of that tbh.
Also! At EMF I saw somebody with a thing that could be both a four-wheeled cart and a Sackkarre-style one, and it looked pretty cool and felt solid (but the extra wheels are probably too small for terrain)
@rixx Yeah, that'd work too, though i'm a fan of "proper" bike trailers (I have a "Carry Freedom The Y", but that's a fairly expensive one)
@rixx mine is approximately one of these https://www.robertdyas.co.uk/monster-shop-foldable-garden-cart-trolley-grey-with-gardening-gloves had it over ten years now and rattly but still going! Tempted to upgrade it or at least improve it a bit!
RE: https://chaos.social/@jonty/116958796235235709
I look forward to the thrilling conclusion of this saga.
If entire villages of first-timers can leave the ground clean when they leave #EMFCamp , so can ANY individual.
jamesb (MW1CGG) boostedClearly someone didn't take me seriously when I said "If you leave a tent behind I will find you" and decided to up the stakes by *also* leaving a giant pile of crap.
The game is afoot. They will regret this.
I'm not following #EMFCamp posts, but a lot of people I follow are posting about it. I keep thinking it's the sort of thing I (or a younger me) might enjoy, but then I remember it's all about interacting with people.
@jim_easterbrook you can do it all without chatting to anyone. Plenty of people just sit in the talks, mooch through the art, etc.
Of course, you can't stop people pointing at your cool T-shirt and complementing it 😄
@jim_easterbrook You appear to have echoed my thoughts.
@snaprails you don't have to be social you know. You can just attend the talks then veg in your tent.
But my social battery is well and truely exhausted for a few months now.
@jim_easterbrook
I’ve been inspired to start a local Repair Cafe. Unfortunately the repair cafe organisation don’t provide any tools to actually find local like minded people.
Might be a poster on lamp post job…
@sam I'm not Romsey based but might be worth asking the folks at IBM Hursley: they have a maker space and lots of people from that office live in Romsey
@sam it was when I worked there but you'll certainly find some kindred spirits who might be interested in setting up a repair cafe with you. Jonah Luckett and Damien Bemben have both also moved on from IBM I believe but may be able to introduce you to the current organisers
I'm not Romsey based, but have experience of Repair cafes setting up (we've volunteered at 4 or 5). Flyers in libraries might be a good start, but if you can find the local Green party, they may have links to groups/folk who are interested. Also look up other Repair Cafes in Hampshire who may have good leads.
And go for it. We really enjoy being involved. Any other questions about setting up, ask away....
Thanks for the info. I will process properly and come up with a plan when not at EMF.
One thing to remember when getting people interested is that the actual repairers are not the only vital roles. Admin, publicity, meet-and-greet are all just as important, so if someone likes the idea but has no repair skills, they may be very valuable in other areas.
@suearcher @sam Butting in to say - we run our Repair Cafe monthly, and some of our fixers would happily do a 2nd Repair Cafe each month in a nearby town. So dont assume they wouldnt be interested, just make sure your days dont clash. #repaircafe
@Sarah111well @suearcher @sam
Yes, very much so.
For years, Sue and I did four different repair cafes each month, we now only do two as it was getting a bit much.
Many of the repair cafe volunteers do more than one a month, and enjoy the different dynamics, and range of people and repair items that come in.
@suearcher @sam
Would add local Charity Shops and Supermarkets too.
Also approach your local council. If they have a waste management team, and most do, they may include links/publicity for repair cafe events as they have an environmental responsibility to promote such things. Local papers, if you still have any, and local radio might be interested doing a piece on a repair cafe starting up.
Always use the #RepairCafe hashtag too 🙂
Edit: fix typo
@sam Hi! I’m committee at Ringwood Repair Café and attend the County Council Repair Café Network - fancy a drink? (I tried DECTing you but the phones are sad - try 5730)
I’ve got a gap 3-4 if you want to head to the pub about then? Going home at 7 so not much time for pubbing today…
@sam can strongly recommend going to a couple of surrounding ones and talking to people there. You may find other fixers who already travel a bit to do it.
I used to do the Reading repair cafe until someone from my own town came in wanting to find out how it worked and I discovered a much easier one to get to.
Do you know Lemon and Jinja? Might be worth advertising there, as there might be some like mindedness there.
@sam
Local community groups on Facebook (unfortunately) might be quite good for finding people.
We set one up in Coventry a few years ago. Do you have a venue? We use the central library, which is fantastic as we can leave a banner in the window for advertising the next date, the staff are really helpful, we don't have to pay anything to use the space, it is easy for people to get to. The only downside is we can't fix bikes (they are not allowed inside the library).
@sam We have two other much smaller ones, one in a Salvation Army shop and one in a church hall in a suburb. I am not involved in them personally but most of the volunteers at those do ours as well.
For big repair cafes (let's say with more than 15 visitors per session) greeting people, making sure they are in the queue (on a whiteboard where everyone can see) and getting them to fill out a form are really important to keep everyone happy and manage expectations.
@sam We also have a qualified PAT tester for mains electrical items. This at least means a second person gives these items a careful once over before they are released to the visitor to take home. I know many repair cafes do without, but it helps me sleep at night!
We also do a 'toolbox talk' before each session, and make sure new volunteers are inducted properly and we have their emergency contact details.
Many RC's don't do all this, but I am a bit keen on everyone going home unharmed!
@sam If you want I can send you the item form we use, just send me an email address.
I’ve got no venue or anything at this point. Need to find some helpers. I’ll process all the information you’ve sent when I’m home and have had a proper sleep. 🙂
@sam
Have you approached SoMakeIt (Southampton Maker Space)?
Oh wow, https://duckfriend.online now has more than 250 players at #EMFCamp! You’ve befriended ducks 408 unique times, and today is already more active than the whole of Thursday was!
Queuing for a shower? Waiting for breakfast? Befriend a duck! The leaderboard is all still to play for.
@kestral any ideas how to get it to work? Tapping an iPhone 13 mini on a duck does nothing. What am I doing wrong?
@gavoir is the phone unlocked when you tap? I did test them all on a 13 though not a mini - assume it definitely has NFC?
@kestral yeah unlocked and yeah I’ve used NFC yubikeys with this phone. I shall try again and run the phone all over the duck.
@gavoir the tags are top of head and in the front of chest if that helps! Otherwise let me know which duck and I’ll have a look post breakfast
@sam I knew the ducks liked a good massage, but I had no idea they'd go to these lengths to get them. Apologies. Do persevere - some friendships take a little time I guess.
@sam Hello! A code just popped up on screen botarms — send it back to me as a reply to this message within the next minute to prove you're here. 🐶
Note to self, need to actually have the DECT phone with me in order to take incoming calls. #EMFCamp
@sam thanks Sam 👍🏻 It'll replace the board / processor in the I.T. Buddy's PC at Cheadle Community Library. The current ones run Linux just fine, but can't manage Windows 11 (which 1 of my fellow buddies wants). Thanks for the donation 🙂
Our DSL services are now live on DK G6
https://docs.cutel.net/events/emf26/internet_services/
Many thanks to the NOC team, Charlie and GCHQ.net
@sam look for rainbow flags. Look for a lake. Look for the restaurant at the end of the universe. Go to the movies. Go shop. Go rave. Go eat. In all these places, ducks.
Whooops. Verschlafen. 🥴
Aber sollte sich noch alles ausgehen, und damit geht's mit meinem neuen Reisebegleiter auf zum EMF!
#emfcamp #BlobOnTour
Als nächstes durfte blob hoch hinaus!
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Things are going well. We've only just landed in the UK and blob is already misbehaving. 🙄
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Colour matched seats? 💜
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I'm getting the impression that blob maybe is a bad influence. But who am I to say no to a pint?
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And we're finally on the way to Ledbury!
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The train terminated earlier and was delayed so much that we missed the next train to Ledbury. Now at +90minutes. At least according to the GWR delay repay info this journey should be free. And blob is enjoying the additional time with AC in the train.
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Blob on the way to #emfcamp
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@sam unfortunately I don't have access to the model here on site and it's not online as it's still a work in progress
Also we arrived safely at the campsite. And let me tell you, blob found a lot of interesting things to do. Sat around in the trees, on posts and help with checking in the tickets.
And now I'm ready for the bed. 😴
#emfcamp #BlobOnTour
Blob found some work at the construction team. And some amazing paint!
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Gator ride!
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With the help of some power tools we built three additional misting frames. Now we only need to deploy them on the site.
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And some late table distribution happened as well.
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Today we're escorting live-in vehicles on the site. A gentleman from Scotland saw us melting in the sun and offered us a nice cold drink.
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A wild Club Mate appeared!
Blob uses sip.
It's very effective!
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Need proper emergency exit signage hung up at @nullsector? Blob's got you covered.
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Today there was even some cake for a special occasion!
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Inflatable tetrapods!
I might steal this idea and make one for myself to deploy at @hackmas 🤔
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We're collecting the @GCHQNET hexpansions! Wandering around the campsite, looking for these things and discovering all kinds of other things is a lot of fun, can recommend!
#emfcamp #BlobOnTour
This years nullsector once again is incredible. 👀
Blob even met a robot friend there!
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Wanna get to know blob more? Come to @hackmas in Austria in August!
We've put up some posters at the info boards to find out more.
#emfcamp #BlobOnTour
Blob has found a fur(r/b)y friend!
#emfcamp #BlobOnTour #emfurby
Not sure whether this is another friend?
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And that's EMF for us. It was an amazing week(end), met many friends and discovered so many interesting things. Already looking forward to 2028.
More photos of the event will follow later but now blob and I need to catch a train.
#emfcamp #BlobOnTour
Instead of going home directly, we're staying one night in Oxford. A lot of interesting old buildings and blob seems to like them too!
#emfcamp #BlobOnTour
Here's one anyway: https://github.com/cablespaghetti/emfdash
@sam millibars! Haven't seen it written that way for a while. It's all hPa here now and I kinda miss the friendliness of millibars.
📱 Bringing your old GSM phone to #EMFCamp? Did you know that Electromagnetic Telecom remains at the cutting edge of technology? Access our WAP service from https://wap.phones.emf.camp/
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