sam
@sam@cablespaghetti.dev
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https://cablespaghetti.dev/hosting-a-fediverse-instance-on-an-original-raspberry-pi.html
@sam this was fun!
I spotted a typo: `apk install acme.sh`
Should be `apk add…`.
I also wonder if the periodic script actually runs with the .sh suffix? If my memory serves me correctly you may need to drop the .sh suffix or it will now run.
@sam MUST - RESIST - URGE - TO - BOOST. 😁
Also, very inspired domain name for a Homelab. 😂
Have your personal data been exposed in a company's personal data breach?
Yes: | 2190 |
Maybe later: | 1043 |
Closed
@neil Most likely (almost) everyone using Internet has been exposed in some of the many data breaches.
https://haveibeenpwned.com lists 15,109,169,472 accounts from 911 websites & data leaks. That is a lot, and there likely are millions more than that.
(3) Yes and it's going to happen again.
@osma @JeffGrigg @webhat @autiomaa
This is a joke based on the common, purported consent, language, that one often sees - that is all! :)
Should I have phrased that as
(3) Yes, and Maybe Later as well
(I absolutely got the reference)
@neil @JeffGrigg @webhat @autiomaa
@autiomaa @neil I've been thinking the same thing, almost all these "Maybe later" answers either don't know their data has been exposed or live in the forest, bartering for anything they need and with with nothing more than one email account and their fediverse account (luckily neither of which were broken yet).
You don't even have to be online, lots of data breaches happened though banks, credit scoring agencies, insurers, utilities, etc. even if all you ever used was plain paper and mail.
@neil Looks like 32% (currently) of the people responding to this poll are unaware that their personal data have been exposed in a data breach. 😉
(There are two kinds of people on the Internet. People whose data has been exposed in a breach, and people who don't know their data has been exposed in a breach.)
@neil *tries to count the number of times they got something in the mail about a data breach*
Am American.
@neil should be, do you know that your personal data has been exposed in a company's data breach?
@neil Mine has been exposed a negative number of times, but that might be because I kept a count in a signed integer and it's overflowed.
@neil You seem to have placed this as a "yes/no" question; I was thinking more of a slider how many, or a set of options going at least into multiple dozens, to capture the fidelity of companies losing your data scot-free.
@neil my medical data is floating around on the dark web somewhere weeee. 🙃
https://www.dutchnews.nl/2025/08/cancer-screening-hack-far-bigger-than-thought-agency-says/
@neil I'm pretty sure every US citizen has had their data exposed if they're over the age of 20-something. The credit leaks in the 2010s were so bad that it exposed about 1/3rd of the citizen's data and we never heard directly about which people in particular were impacted. Most adults were advised to freeze their credit and to only thaw when planning to make a big purchase (which is generally good advice in the states anyway.)
@neil I remember getting letters from both the MOD (Armed Forces recruitment data breach / laptop left on a train) and the Student Loans Company, both in early-2010s, about potentially having had my personal data breached.
That's right... I was doing it before GDPR came along and everyone else started thinking it was cool and doing it too.
@neil Yes and several time because security of these company are at very low level or workers are not prepared to fight attacks...
@neil someone logged into my Discord and spammed crypto ads to every server I was a member of, ironically when I was in the middle of getting rid of old passwords and migrating to KeePassXC. I just forgot Discord.
@neil Where do I pick "functional only"?
@neil @lisamelton Does the US government count as a company? If so, every US citizen is a yes just in the last year.
And like others have said, it’s likely that just about anyone with any online or credit exposure should be a yes before that and worldwide.
@neil none, that I was made aware of (or got aware from data abuse). However, browsing standard tracker-poisend websites is kind of such a breach, even if legalized by most jurisdictions...
@neil shamely i have been exposed twice this year for what i know,
- french administration of unemployment let go datas of 10 millions people including personnel adresses, phone contact, etc.
- telecom leader Bouygues Telecom had to admit that they have let a leak in personal datas of their customers.
@neil I take « company » and raise you « my government » with a side of « on more than one occasion »
@neil why not a “multiple times” option??
@neil ah damn it i should've voted "yes" but years of dealing with "yes or remind me later" type shit from tech companies has trained me to just automatically hit the later button on sight
@neil I believe the answer should be basically 99% yes. Since a lot of people don't even know about the data breach.
But trust me, your data has been breached already.
@neil
Ben Türkiye'de yaşıyorum. Bizim kişisel verilerimize erişmek, buzdolabındaki süte erişmek kadar kolay.
I live in Türkiye. Accessing our personal data is easy as accessing the milk in the refrigerator.
Lenovo Thinkpad X220, small portable fast linux laptop £60
#ebay
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/146864526532?
They said in their release notes that this license key program has been wildly successful but I wish they were transparent about exactly how well this funding model is working. I'd like to see some real numbers.
Time for a second attempt at moving off google photos maybe…
I moved all our data out of Apple Photos / iCloud. First round was my own manual method, then I learned you can request a backup of your data from Apple and they'll email you special download links to giant Zip files. Those can natively be imported by the immich-go cli program.
All my RAW photos are NFS mounted readonly and added as an "External Library" so it can't mess with them.
On my phone I made an iOS Shortcut that can auto add-to-album real photos I took and not just memes I saved, and then only those are synced. Makes it easier to keep the garbage from getting into my photo archive.
@sam You've only just learned that? 🤣 I learnt that a while ago.
3x72: in which the OpenSSF are making some noise about how open infrastructure is not sustainable, and they have some thoughts... and so do we!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCf75M-Mspc
https://badvoltage.org/3x72
Roses are red
Violets are blue
To save and quit vim
Use :wq
@neil And yet one should definitely say
as a proper preamble
if you use the w blindly, do so and pray
because that is a serious gamble.
Windows is low on memory at Heathrow airport…
Cc: @slowe@mastodon.me.uk
Here’s a screen at Starbucks with a double whammy of Windows that isn’t activated and a crashed application.
This is a pretty sad hobby but I’m enjoying myself and so I will continue.
@sam keep up the good work. Here's my entry #brokenpubliccomputers
@sam I love seeing these!
Openreach Give ISPs 48 Hours to Remove Lithium Batteries from UK Exchanges https://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2025/09/openreach-give-isps-48-hours-to-remove-lithium-batteries-from-uk-exchanges.html
@ispreview Wow that's going to be tricky - there are some SAN systems which have an embedded UPS in each SAN head and rely on them for consistency.
I don't mean the little cache batteries either; chunky ones like: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185128363545
I wonder which exchange set on fire for them to do that urgent requirement 🙂
Binyamin Netanyahu’s long haul to New York to ‘avoid arrest’
Little, even tiny things to hearten my morning
Before you vote in a general election, do you read the manifesto of all the parties or even the party You plan to vote for?
Feel free to boost 🚀
No. I read nothing: | 5 |
I read a bit of the manifesto: | 25 |
I read the news papers: | 16 |
I read 'my' party's manifesto: | 7 |
I read all the party manifestos: | 28 |
Africa by Toto: | 18 |
Closed
@Tattooed_Mummy
None of the above. With 30+ parties contesting the election I can't read all of them. If their leaders say interesting things, I try to read the manifestos of their parties to make a short list, and try to follow news of them and pick the most attractive among those. When their leaders make idiotic statements, I don't bother to read their manifestos.
@hayesstw I'm lucky if we have 3 to choose from locally. But during the years in the run up, ie from now, I do start reading them. It's so obvious some people only rely on the bits the news media report on. I find that so frustrating.
@Tattooed_Mummy my behaviour doesn't really fit your scheme - I read bits of a few manifestos!
But I actually voted tactically and against my usual party in an effort to reduce what was clearly going to be a Labour landslide! (I felt dirty doing so.)
The climate has gone bonkers here in Germany. Not sure if it’s winter or summer. Green leaves, sunny days. But it’s dark early and the temperature is barely in the mid-teens.
The luggage check in staff are doing their best with a hacked together system (cables everywhere!) so they can print bag labels.
British Airways have flown out extra staff to try and coordinate the whole thing. Took us maybe half an hour to get our bags sorted, other airline desks are not coping so well. 😬
Now in the rather long security line. Not sure if that’s related to the vMUSE hack or just normal here.
Edit: I broke the thread again by mistake. Prior thread: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/115242040984922549
Jaguar Land Rover have extended their car production shutdown for at least another week: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c15kpxnn2p2o
There’s a curious and unsourced line at the end of the BBC article: “JLR is currently taking the lead on support for its own supply chain, rather than any state intervention.”
If so, why are suppliers laying off staff and calling for government intervention?
@GossiTheDog Stop trying to peek behind the curtain, Kevin, and just accept what big companies say at face value!
@GossiTheDog Manglement 102: never let a good crisis go to waste, you ALWAYS call for government support. And clamor that taxes are too high at the same time.
@GossiTheDog Because, even if JLR cover the costs for their suppliers, it's in the suppliers interests to lay off staff and keep the money? The money is needed to repay creditors who are calling in loans? Because those suppliers in turn have thier suppliers to pay? If JLR stop paying, or go bust, the suppliers need enough reserves to survive and restart later so laying off staff now might make sense.
Jaguar Land Rover have no cyber insurance https://www.theinsurer.com/cyber-risk/news/exclusive-jaguar-land-rover-failed-to-secure-cyber-insurance-deal-ahead-of-2025-09-23/
@GossiTheDog
Well, the contracts of the insurers are written in a way, that they are not going to pay, if the IT is a screwed up mess.
@GossiTheDog I don’t understand how that’s even possible.. I mean.. I know how it’s possible - you just don’t buy the insurance but I don’t understand how JLR could have a CTO/CIO who thought that was a sensible play! There’s only two of us at my business.. even we have cyberinsurance..
I'm Liverpool based so have neighbours and friends who work there and they are still seeing this as just some time off, I don't think they realise this genuinely could lead to job cuts across all roles, it's going to impact them financially for a long time
Peter Kyle and Chris McDonald met JLR’s CEO and senior executives at its Gaydon headquarters to discuss latest situation.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/ministers-meet-jlr-bosses-and-supply-chain-companies-to-help-secure-future-of-car-industry
Robert Peston, who was the first to report on the government's bailout of banks in the 2008 financial crisis, reports the UK government is considering bailing out JLR's suppliers by effectively becoming the lender of last resort - by buying parts off suppliers, and then reselling them to Jaguar Land Rover.
In effect the UK government will become JLR's supplier's customer.
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-09-24/how-the-government-plans-to-support-jaguar-land-rover-suppliers
@GossiTheDog That seems sensible to me. JLR's money keeps a large number of small and medium sized businesses running, many of them in parts of the country where there is relatively little opportunity to find other similar customers especially at short notice.
so the hackers have essentially part rebooted British Leyland 😁
@vfrmedia @losttourist @GossiTheDog Only all the parts falling off the overpriced obsolete car will be of Indian design instead of British, and instead of being killed by Japan they'll be killed by China.
If anybody is wondering, I took a tour of JLR's network border last night - everything is still offline, except for https://wslx.jlrext.com/ (single factor login), some routers running SSH to the internet, NTP and Fortigate firewalls with open ports to internet.
The BBC reports “Senior government figures are concerned about a pattern of cyber attacks on UK institutions and businesses, such as the British Library, Marks & Spencer, and the Co-op.”
They should be. We’ve got to collectively work together to defuse the ransomware economy - even if that means repositioning security industry incentives.
We’ve also got to be deeply honest about where the challenges are coming from - which is not just Russia, but at home in the UK.
@GossiTheDog time to externally regulate software dev?
Beyond PCI and industry specific regulations etc, it's a Wild West 🤠 you can't legally shake your doormat in the street after 8am, but any chum with a magic picture box can roll out a Web app with more security holes than the punch cards it was written on 🤪
Self-regulation continues to fail, sadly, much to the chagrin of proponents like Uncle Bob. I'm surprised that the breached masses aren't marching in demand for it quite frankly 🤔
@GossiTheDog Oh, the true costs are coming to light of the holy trinity of Microsoft Office, Windows, and Active Directory, with the cloud as the catalyst.
The FT has figured out JLR have no insurance.
I'm not sure they'll take the full cost of recovery though - since the government is likely bailing out their key suppliers.
https://www.ft.com/content/c301e78a-38e7-4818-b367-14af85130c61
For those who haven't been following JLR in detail, key chain of events:
1) JLR outsource key IT and infosec functions to TCS, approved by 1x director and 2x NEDs on both JLR and TCS boards
2) JLR transfer staff by TUPE to TCS
3) TCS lay off transferred UK staff, including cyber risk and governance and cyber monitoring
4) record profits for a decade
5) got hacked
6) company stops functioning
7) get government to bail out their key suppliers (in progress)
@GossiTheDog so outsource all the liability and then you can just get the government to bail you out when shit does happen, while all the shareholders and directors get paid big bucks for "saving money".
Got it.
@GossiTheDog given the shared ownership I hope the execs involved get charged with fraud along with whatever is appropriate for their obvious neglect of fiduciary duty
JLR have some of its IT systems back online. Production is still halted. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0q75q4l87no
I can’t see anything internet facing back online. Looks like they have bits of SAP back for supplier payment of historic orders.
If you’re wondering how JLR’s parent company, Tata Motors, is getting on - share price is up over the month. Investors don’t really care that a large part of the org shut down as they know the UK taxpayer will prop it up.
@GossiTheDog And then there's this, too. Shareholders don't give a damn if your products take down whole airports.
The Chair of the Business and Trade Committee, Liam Byrne MP, has today written to TCS asking probing questions about the attacks on Co-op, Marks and Spencer and Jaguar Land Rover. https://committees.parliament.uk/publications/49627/documents/264574/default/
Personally I think the UK is going to be one to watch now, as if I was an e-crime threat actor - I’d zero in on the UK.
Orgs have shown they will pay, teens getting in and poor MSPs shows poor security practices, the NCA won’t tell the ICO (data regulator) too around what actually happened, and the government will bail out orgs financially and provide IR help while they recover.
It’s all of the wrong messages being broadcast. Strap in.
If you look at the NCSC UK too, their remit is to help make the UK the safest place to do business..
but if you look at the general output lately, it’s quantum stuff and firewall espionage stuff. They’re good people but it feels too close to GCHQ, and so too far removed from the operational reality on the ground.
@GossiTheDog on that point, what's your thoughts on Cyber Essentials demanding patching everything with CVSS *base score* > 7 within 14 days? I can see some logic, but it also feels a bit counterproductive to prohibit the use of temporal and environmental etc.
@GossiTheDog we have also recently released (last week) a buyers guide for external attack surface management - https://www.ncsc.gov.uk/blog-post/easm-buyers-guide-now-available - d
we also continue to push forward on Share & Defend too etc.
all of which are intended to protect the many and reduce the easy wins.
My view - saying the recent incidents should be a wake up call isn’t moving the needle enough in business.
So a lever is, if JLR need bailing out, put the PM on TV to announce it, explain why and the context of attacks on UK institutions, and announce paying all extortion attempts will be outlawed by the end of parliament. It would send shockwaves through business and force real resiliency planning.
@GossiTheDog surely some kind of insurance coverage could be a requirement for these organizations? they don't want to spend on their own infrastructure, they can pay higher premiums.
The Times (paywalled) reports JLR plan to restart some production in just over a week - "puts suppliers on notice for production at its Wolverhampton engine works to resume on October 6".
The prior update was production suspended until October 1st, so I imagine that is slipping.
Government to guarantee £1.5bn loan to Jaguar Land Rover directly https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgl15ykerlro
@GossiTheDog why do they get the money when JLR are owned by an Indian company? Especially when you remember they were abandoned by the government when they were owned by the British.
@GossiTheDog "loan money to JLR to protect the employees of their suppliers" is absolute galaxy brain thinking.
There’s a bit on TCS outsourcing of key roles at JLR here. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/09/26/suspected-weak-link-in-jaguar-land-rover-ms-hacks/
Jaguar Land Rover has sought £2 billion in emergency funding from global banks as the carmaker tries to ease the financial strain of cyber incident.
The funding is separate from a £1.5 billion loan, provided by a commercial bank and guaranteed by UK Export Finance, that the carmaker will repay over five years.
MPs are now saying Jaguar Land Rover may need more government invention on top of the existing £1.5bn help https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62zggj69e0o
@GossiTheDog Prime example of how to profit off of failure by doing literally nothing.
"How do I fail up?"
"Just wait"
JLR say "some sections" of their manufacturing will restart in the coming days. Network border all still offline, btw.
Obviously, it's going to be interesting to see the long term implications of all of this.
The next time there's a big ransomware incident in the UK (and there will be, as there's no real plan about how to deal with it), there's going to be calls for government financial intervention (via taxpayers) and NCSC to do incident response etc. Cyber resiliency for board = demand support when IT goes wrong.
@GossiTheDog
1) There will be one (big ransomware incident) even if there's a real plant about how to deal with it. Threat actors don't care about plans - they hit everything that has money and is vulnerable. Often even if it doesn't have money.
2) Government intervention in the free market is socialism. The government shouldn't bail out JLR, or banks, or whatever. Let them fail and be replaced by more resilient companies. Now everybody else will demand bailouts too.
A senior civil servant refused to sign off on Saturday's announcement of financial support for Jaguar Land Rover, the government did a rare overrule of them and proceeded anyway. https://www.ft.com/content/33d91816-514f-4da1-b6dd-abedbc21df61
JLR UK has been offline for so long they've gone from 400+ devices on Shodan to about 40
From network border monitoring, I can see JLR have been working to get sections of their on prem services (behind FortiGate firewalls) back online this weekend, I’m guessing Monday is when more substantial restoration begins.
@GossiTheDog This is just... wow.
1. Big, obviously system critical company gets sold to foreign corpo behemoth.
2. Critical roles in security get outsourced overseas to said corpo behemoth.
3. Behemoth fails to perform duties of said roles.
4. Company gets pwned.
5. Company wants bailout.
6. Government gives 3.5 billion bucks to company (tbc).
@GossiTheDog there needs to be a whole lot more focus on resiliency and business continuity.
Too much focus on prevention and detection, not enough on recovery.
@GossiTheDog we’re in for some chop for sure..
We’ve gone from 3 lines of defence and skills-based hiring to “let the cheapest bidder run our identity service and we’ll cross our fingers that they really do background checks and basic awareness training”
Also, cyber resilience?
We’re seeing teenagers directly skew the UK economy…
Nice work NCSC etc …
When you don’t really know who manages your stuff, grants access to your stuff, backs your stuff up or protects your stuff… you’ve outsourced responsibility whilst remaining entirely accountable
The threat actor ecosystem is largely driven by financial reward… which makes these supply chain watering holes irresistible…
@GossiTheDog I can’t wait to see this story play out all over again, but with AI as the outsourcing target
@GossiTheDog If TCS were in charge of cybersecurity would it not be their responsibility to hold insurance? If I was outsourcing stuff like this I’d want the whole shebang to be included in the contract.
@GossiTheDog Just In Time delivery means that's not going to work for very long, as neither the supplier or JLR have anywhere to store multiple weeks of back logged parts.
So they'll end up paying to not make things
@GossiTheDog JLR can afford to buy them directly. It's just more taxpayer money wasted on idiots who can't do their own job properly.
Just let JLR buy the suppliers they need. They have the money and they have no choice.
@GossiTheDog at this rate it seems you’re doing a disservice to your shareholders by not ransacking your IT services and having a massive outage.
@GossiTheDog is this a bad thing? I thought the general view in the industry was that cyber insurance is largely a waste of money and a checkbox ass covering exercise as they find you doing something dumb to get breached and don’t pay but that’s how most places get breached.
@sam How did the sightseeing go?
David Heinemeier Hansson definitely joined the Stormcloaks in Skyrim. https://tekin.co.uk/2025/09/the-ruby-community-has-a-dhh-problem
@GossiTheDog see? Ya'll just should've sticked to plain #C. All these next big language prophets and "leading figures" are a bunch of digital sects and snake oil peddlers. When I actually have seen #ruby project for the first time, I was racing to get myself rid of it (cause of ruby, not project). Geez. But hey, ashes on my head, I still like good ol' #perl over #python any given day. And now, let the barrage begin. Don't be shy
@GossiTheDog
> Perhaps if enough of those in positions of power call him out on his bullshit he’ll at at least follow his own advice and keep his politics to himself.
This nails it.
You see the right wing complaining about tech people being vocal on politics when those are left leaning. But they can't shut up about their own right wing politics.
Woo! Bluefin on hackernews!
@jorge Would appreciate a reply to users' concern about 3rd-party repos.
Mm three issues so far in GNOME 49 on Ubuntu 25.10:
1. GDM scaling does not match the desktop, it was 125% but I set it to 100% but GDM didn't match, fix:
https://discussion.fedoraproject.org/t/gnome-login-menu-on-wrong-screen/74154/2
2. Pressing the Super key does not setup the search box so you have to click on it to start typing.
3. Flatpaks do not work due to this issue again:
@sam Ubuntu is the go to for this device as it actually has an arm64 ISO that works, I think I need a Fedora install for how they have their arm64 setup. It's either this or pmOS which I know more about rpm then apk.
With everything going on in the world it’s nice to escape into a (vaguely) possible future where the universe might be a more positive and accepting place.
I’m sure it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but for me it’s comforting exactly like a perfect cup of tea…
@sam I really like Becky Chambers' books. I am now reading the second _Monk and Robot_ book: _A Prayer for the Crown-shy_ and it also drips with positivity and comfort.
To celebrate Hackers 30th I present Plymouth boot screens
@mainframed767 having flashbacks to eons ago where @mjg59 and I hung out on the couch while he reverse engineered an old amiga disk image to extract the zebra he definitely recognized and remembered the exact year/month magazine they used as an asset for one of the screens in the club. I'd turned it into a GIF/plymouth bootsplash that I ran for like 5 years 😆
Steve Taylor (LeedsBeckettU) identifies five stages in becoming a racist:
a lack of security & identity prompts desire to affiliate with a group;
groups solidify themselves by identifying an 'other';
any empathy with the 'other' is denied;
all 'others' are lumped together & depersonalised;
the 'others' are then identified as scapegoats for failings that are driven by wider social processes.
Not sure this is anything really new but it's clear & plausible.
#racism
https://theconversation.com/racism-isnt-innate-here-are-five-psychological-stages-that-may-lead-to-it-264391
@ChrisMayLA6 By extension it follows that racism is only one of many ism’s that emerge from the maladaptive behaviour. We call it racism because the particular focus is the human construct of race but I would contend that antisemitism, sexism, ageism, disablism, homophobia and transphobia are all different foci for the same thing. We really ought to have a name for the inciting socio-psychological maladaptation and seek to treat the root as well as the specific problem.
@christineburns @ChrisMayLA6 Well… its root is simple… ‘economics’… We’ve been marketing our social structures more and more. Individual and group differences are the main drive for companies to sell their products. It’s mostly the same product in case of healthcare, energy, housing, education and even entertainment. So marketing divides us…
@christineburns @ChrisMayLA6 differentism. Hating someone because they are different from you in some way
@christineburns @ChrisMayLA6 Bob Altermayer's work on the authoritarian follower personality type nails it—the one thing they all have in common is they want certainty at any cost, and are fearful of what they don't understand.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
PSA for anyone who interacts with US Woodworking Online Content while Living Outside The USA: “600 grit” is not “P600”, but, like, “P1200”.
THERE’S A SEPARATE IMPERIAL (sorry, US Standard) UNIT FOR SANDPAPER GRIT
i’m so fuckin steamed right now
All the cool kids are going floppy
@benlockwood We've lived long enough that "don't copy that floppy" has become "don't floppy that coppy".
Full #AltText
One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.
Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.
House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”
House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”
Hey gang, I really need a job. UK, remote, something to do with computers.
I've been doing all sorts of software plumbing for a decade now, I can speak C, Java, PHP, Python, JavaScript, HTML, CSS, even a bit of Assembly for certain architectures in a pinch.
I might not be extremely specialized in any one area but you bet I can solve that one nagging problem you're not sure what specialist you need for. I've done frontend, backend, embedded, everything.
Please boost!
@dyke_du_jour @robb No one respects generalists anymore and it shows.
@netopwibby @dyke_du_jour @robb I'm a generalist. I can teach myself to do pretty much anything. Problem is, 90% of jobs slap some pie-in-the-sky, "trendy" buzzwords all over their ads and I won't pretend.
When you've got a team of 3, I know you're not really using an Agile development process. I can scope how "AI" might be of future benefit to your orgnisation but we could just skip to me saying the (true) cost would be prohibitive.
@dyke_du_jour
You sound like someone many charitable organizations would love, covering all tech stuff they might need at the cost of a single hire.
Good luck!
@dyke_du_jour this came across my feed https://mastodon.social/@jessie/115128423386304674 https://www.dev.ngo/join/django-developer-2025/ Jess often posts such openings.
@dyke_du_jour You may not be a specialist (I'm not) or see yourself as one but*sell* yourself as one.
Once your foot is in the door you can then show off your other skills. Worked for me.
Good luck!
@dyke_du_jour could I suggest https://sainsburys.jobs/. Promise that you can be as remote as you want.
@dyke_du_jour if possible, any online portfolio surely will help you. Good luck 🤞🍀
@0rkk0 I have one (under another alias) here! https://maple.pet/tech
I've been meaning to make http://sinclai.re/ more substantial, but I haven't found the energy yet.
@0rkk0 The OP I wrote was right at the character limit, or else I would've included that link there!
@dyke_du_jour
If I give you three running debian 12 images each with Drbd, Mysql replicas, icingaweb2, ldap.saisie, pacemaker, sshd and backuppc, would you mind computing for me how much you would charge to make open source Yunohost packages so that Yunohost can create three similar running debian12? Most of the images have currently been deployed by open source ansible scripts. The images are already open source and running.
@kcanales02
Nice 'PROUD TO BE BRITISH' hoodie you've got there, did China make it for you?
Reminder – Tomorrow is a Nationwide Mobile Test of UK Emergency Alerts https://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2025/09/reminder-tomorrow-is-a-nationwide-mobile-test-of-uk-emergency-alerts.html
BNIB.
I suppose I should find out how to make it work.
Perhaps not tonight.
Worked it out. I'm going to need a 3/8" cable gland, a long cable, a remote controlled switch and an alibi.
I have no idea why it has a BT Approval sticker.
@jamesb No idea, but that has given me an idea for a tattoo
@tryst Me too.
@jamesb Bugger, there was me just about to ask if it's labelled with its REN.
Still, since almost all electronics these days are directly or indirectly connected to BT systems (depending on whether you count radio or optical connections) it'd be interesting to know the legal basis for that prohibition.
Anyway, hope you get it wired up in time for Sunday's National Emergency Alert test.
@jamesb Wake up your neighbours right quick with that.
I am interested in the historical use of these though. Dedicated telephone line that only gets called in an emergency?
I’ve planned very little so far. Has anyone got any recommendations for things we should do while we’re there?
Food, music (rock/metal?), nerdy things and standard tourist things are all welcome!
Vielen Dank im Voraus
@sam
Trinkteufel is a must do bar. Punky with a good vibe and a no dickhead policy. I think Pete Doherty got thrown out of there once.
A doner kebab from any place you can find is better than any place in Britain. I like the one near the U8 station on Hermannstraße but sensible people don't go anywhere near there. Believe me, just don't.
If you don't like buying drugs stay away from Görlitzer Bahnhof.
Kotbusser Tor is very dodgy but not as bad as people make out.
Don't go near Checkpoint Charlie unless you really want to. It's expensive and shit.
@sam
If you find yourself having to kill time around Alexanderplatz then Bierbar Alkopole is sound - English friendly enough, not particularly expensive for the area and round the back away from the tourists. They have a nice club of locals there.
@sam
There's a technology museum somewhere near the Mall of Berlin/Potsdamer Platz - that was quite good. The SS museum too.
@sam
The kebabs are definitely the best bit. They will blow your mind if you've never had one from Berlin before.
@sam I can definitely recommend the Computer Games Museum for some good nerdy times :) https://www.computerspielemuseum.de/en/43-Homepage.htm
@sam The technology museum is good if the kids are at all into such things.
@sam There are loads of other museums too. Look up Museumsinsel.
Do either of you like art museums?
@sam Oh, the Stasi museum in their old HQ is worth a visit.