Sam (home from EMF 😢)

@sam@cablespaghetti.dev

Father of two, husband, lover of dogs but owner of many cats. Runner. Technology enthusiast. Metalhead. AuADHDer. Cloudy DevOps type person. Formerly known as @sam@running.cafe.

830 following, 791 followers

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[?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
@sam@cablespaghetti.dev

Time for another blog post, about hosting a fediverse instance on my ancient Raspberry Pi. Obviously I had to share it on the fediverse.

https://cablespaghetti.dev/hosting-a-fediverse-instance-on-an-original-raspberry-pi.html


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    [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
    @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

    If you’re reading this you have been successfully migrated as a follower to my stupidly underpowered Raspberry Pi hosted instance. Let’s see how it does with nearly 700 followers. šŸ˜†

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      [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
      @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

      @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk that boost did not help my load situation. šŸ˜† I may have some work to do for this to be properly stable.

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        [?]Yag Fox Ā» 🌐
        @yagfox@mastodon.social

        A public service announcement / followed me home the other day.

        Found nestling on one of the laser flight cases during the de-rig, I felt he needed to come home with me!

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          [?]rixx Ā» 🌐
          @rixx@chaos.social

          sooo, people, now that those of you who came with a handcart have seen how it performed when pitched against the dangerous and unpredictable terrain of Herefordshire: which models/features/things do you recommend to look for?

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            [?]Russ Garrett [he/they] Ā» 🌐
            @russss@chaos.social

            @rixx something with bearings on the wheels rather than bushings. But this is a surprisingly rare feature...

            A friend once took an electric wheelbarrow to Glastonbury - that was pretty good.

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              [?]rixx Ā» 🌐
              @rixx@chaos.social

              @russss ooh, noted. Opinion on plain wheels vs tyres? I tend towards tyres when I can but that's just habit

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                [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                @rixx@chaos.social My Ā£29 one from B&Q ended up surviving and being robust enough, despite a number of trips up and down the site. Certainly not the highest end option though! It is branded ā€œGoLeaderā€.

                  [?]discontinuity DECT 2262 Ā» 🔓
                  @discontinuity@infosec.exchange

                  @rixx I keep bringing my cheap IKEA one which is held together more with duct tape and ratchet webbing than itself these days. I do not recommend... But it keeps going despite me assuming every trip will be its last.

                  @marshant had a Burley Travoy and I think I might save up for it: bike trailer and hand cart that folds up nicely and seems pretty robust and repairable.

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                    [?]discontinuity DECT 2262 Ā» 🔓
                    @discontinuity@infosec.exchange

                    @rixx @marshant here's photographic evidence of my cart on the way home. I've had it for probably 10 years and brought it to three hacker camps (2*emf), and used it heavily for other cargo purposes. I don't have a car so it's carried a lot of unwieldy objects on public transport.

                    The wheels are big enough to work well at camp. But if you have the budget it's worth getting something better.

                    How it's broken so far: The click mechanism that fastens the handle up or down broke like 4 years ago. The screws holding the handle to the frame unscrew themselves, letting the frame lock itself in the down position, making it very annoying to pull them back up again: the tape prevents that from happening again, and the webbing takes the strain so the handle doesn't just pop off. The frame is bent because of me carrying way too many too heavy items up and down stairs and over rough ground. And the top of the bag is starting to rip.

                    That said it has served me extremely well and I'm not worried about it going walkabout. The ROI on a cart that currently costs 25€ has been astonishingly high.

                    An ikea shopping trolley held together with tape and webbing. The wheels haven't fallen off yet.

                    Alt...An ikea shopping trolley held together with tape and webbing. The wheels haven't fallen off yet.

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                      [?]rixx Ā» 🔓
                      @rixx@chaos.social

                      @discontinuity @marshant I hadn't even considered a two-wheeler originally, but the everyday use makes it preeeetty interesting. I'll have to think a bit on what I'll be most likely to transport on site (eg bags vs boxes) … Thank you for the detailled notes!

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                        [?]discontinuity DECT 2262 Ā» 🔓
                        @discontinuity@infosec.exchange

                        @rixx @marshant no worries! I have also used this repeatedly to carry boxes. The bag just slips right off and then I use webbing to attach whatever.

                        Let us know what you choose! I get so much use out of this thing I really think I should spring for an upgrade. Ideally before it loses a wheel when I'm 4 trains from home and can't just tape it back on šŸ˜‚

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                          [?]rixx Ā» 🔓
                          @rixx@chaos.social

                          @discontinuity @marshant I will report back! I was thinking about posting about my current (very standard and pedestrian) chaos camping habits anyway, so any update would include cart info!

                            [?]Carol 🪩 [she / her] Ā» 🌐
                            @carol@social.lol

                            @rixx i got the decathlon one in 2024 and it’s done 2 emfs now and had no issue 😌

                              [?]frank Ā» 🌐
                              @frankstrudel@mastodon.me.uk

                              @rixx MoverX 150L is simple and compact to fold away when empty, others of similar size that I've packed away have ended up being more bulky and with more bits to lose/forget

                                [?]jarkman Ā» 🌐
                                @jarkman@chaos.social

                                @rixx If you are feeling constructional, this has served me very well for several camps. Folds up small, expands very big, has not yet been defeated by terrain.

                                jarkman.co.uk/catalog/luggage/

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                                  [?]rixx Ā» 🌐
                                  @rixx@chaos.social

                                  @jarkman yo! that is very close to a dream build, tysm!

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                                    [?]jarkman Ā» 🌐
                                    @jarkman@chaos.social

                                    @rixx if you attempt it, lmk if I can help.

                                      [?]Graham Sutherland / Polynomial Ā» 🔓
                                      @gsuberland@chaos.social

                                      @rixx I didn't take one this time, but when I helped out delivering Nottinghack's stuff:

                                      - chunky wheels
                                      - wide wheelbase
                                      - ability to fold to a reasonable footprint
                                      - some sort of metal mesh construction so it's strong but not ridiculously heavy
                                      - ability to flip down the back end is nice so you can carry longer stuff, or more easily offload heavy things

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                                        [?]rixx Ā» 🔓
                                        @rixx@chaos.social

                                        @gsuberland Yeah, particularly folding down at least the back (or all the sides) would be great. I have some time until next year to find something that can do that *and* is light *and* stable. How hard can it be …

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                                          [?]Sindarina, Edge Case Detective [She/her] Ā» 🔓
                                          @sindarina@ngmx.com

                                          @rixx @gsuberland Tangentially related, but I happened to be looking at foldable stretchers (brancards) with wheels earlier today, as a possible collapsible option for moving servers around.

                                          Might not be that suited for what I am hearing about EMF terrain, though.

                                          Another possible option could be to look at the offroad walkers (kinderwagen) with three wheels? šŸ¤”

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                                            [?]rixx Ā» 🔓
                                            @rixx@chaos.social

                                            @sindarina @gsuberland there are those for mountain rescue etc that require two people to carry it but have a wheel/axis in the middle, hmmmm

                                              [?]neun [He/Him] Ā» 🔓
                                              @neunkasulle@chaos.social

                                              @rixx not for EMF exactly but for a similar terrain. I did find the RockNRoller carts from thomann very usable

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                                                [?]rixx Ā» 🔓
                                                @rixx@chaos.social

                                                @neunkasulle damn, those look very nice

                                                  [?]Franziska [sie/keins | they] Ā» 🌐
                                                  @kunsi@chaos.social

                                                  @rixx I usually go for a hand truck ("Sackkarre") because it's the most versatile. Load all the stuff in euro crates onto it, one ratchet strap, done.

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                                                    [?]rixx Ā» 🌐
                                                    @rixx@chaos.social

                                                    @kunsi I'm very tempted by the bike trailer version of that tbh.

                                                    Also! At EMF I saw somebody with a thing that could be both a four-wheeled cart and a Sackkarre-style one, and it looked pretty cool and felt solid (but the extra wheels are probably too small for terrain)

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                                                      [?]Franziska [sie/keins | they] Ā» 🌐
                                                      @kunsi@chaos.social

                                                      @rixx Yeah, that'd work too, though i'm a fan of "proper" bike trailers (I have a "Carry Freedom The Y", but that's a fairly expensive one)

                                                        [?]Jess Robinson Ā» 🌐
                                                        @castaway@fosstodon.org

                                                        @rixx mine is approximately one of these robertdyas.co.uk/monster-shop- had it over ten years now and rattly but still going! Tempted to upgrade it or at least improve it a bit!

                                                          [?]FXBOY4EVA Ā» 🌐
                                                          @FXBOY4EVA@mastodon.social

                                                          RE: chaos.social/@jonty/1169587962

                                                          I look forward to the thrilling conclusion of this saga.

                                                          If entire villages of first-timers can leave the ground clean when they leave , so can ANY individual.

                                                          [?]Jonty Wareing Ā» 🌐
                                                          @jonty@chaos.social

                                                          Clearly someone didn't take me seriously when I said "If you leave a tent behind I will find you" and decided to up the stakes by *also* leaving a giant pile of crap.

                                                          The game is afoot. They will regret this.

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                                                            [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                            @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                            @FXBOY4EVA@mastodon.social @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk I wonder if it was one of the people who were ā€œremovedā€ from the site.

                                                              [?]Jim Easterbrook [he/him/his] Ā» 🌐
                                                              @jim_easterbrook@mstdn.social

                                                              I'm not following posts, but a lot of people I follow are posting about it. I keep thinking it's the sort of thing I (or a younger me) might enjoy, but then I remember it's all about interacting with people.

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                                                                [?]Terence Eden [He/Him/♂/ē”·] Ā» 🌐
                                                                @Edent@mastodon.social

                                                                @jim_easterbrook you can do it all without chatting to anyone. Plenty of people just sit in the talks, mooch through the art, etc.
                                                                Of course, you can't stop people pointing at your cool T-shirt and complementing it šŸ˜„

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                                                                  [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                  @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                  @Edent@mastodon.social
                                                                  @jim_easterbrook@mstdn.social Also don’t let age put you off. There are plenty of people represented from all kinds of age groups!

                                                                    [?]Snaprails [He, Him,] Ā» 🌐
                                                                    @snaprails@cupoftea.social

                                                                    @jim_easterbrook You appear to have echoed my thoughts.

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                                                                      [?]jamesb (MW1CGG) [He/Him/They/They're] Ā» 🔓
                                                                      @jamesb@fedi.duckduckpigeon.co.uk

                                                                      @snaprails you don't have to be social you know. You can just attend the talks then veg in your tent.

                                                                      But my social battery is well and truely exhausted for a few months now.
                                                                      @jim_easterbrook

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                                                                        [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                        @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                        Long shot, but anyone at based in or around Romsey, Hampshire?

                                                                        I’ve been inspired to start a local Repair Cafe. Unfortunately the repair cafe organisation don’t provide any tools to actually find local like minded people.

                                                                        Might be a poster on lamp post job…

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                                                                          [?]Hugh Evans Ā» 🌐
                                                                          @HughEvansDev@hachyderm.io

                                                                          @sam I'm not Romsey based but might be worth asking the folks at IBM Hursley: they have a maker space and lots of people from that office live in Romsey

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                                                                            [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                            @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                            @HughEvansDev@hachyderm.io I did not know that. Thanks! I assume the maker space is private for staff at IBM?

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                                                                              [?]Hugh Evans Ā» 🌐
                                                                              @HughEvansDev@hachyderm.io

                                                                              @sam it was when I worked there but you'll certainly find some kindred spirits who might be interested in setting up a repair cafe with you. Jonah Luckett and Damien Bemben have both also moved on from IBM I believe but may be able to introduce you to the current organisers

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                                                                                [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                @HughEvansDev@hachyderm.io Great thanks. Good leads

                                                                                  [?]Sue Archer Ā» 🌐
                                                                                  @suearcher@toot.wales

                                                                                  @sam

                                                                                  I'm not Romsey based, but have experience of Repair cafes setting up (we've volunteered at 4 or 5). Flyers in libraries might be a good start, but if you can find the local Green party, they may have links to groups/folk who are interested. Also look up other Repair Cafes in Hampshire who may have good leads.

                                                                                  And go for it. We really enjoy being involved. Any other questions about setting up, ask away....

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                                                                                    [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                    @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                    @suearcher@toot.wales Thanks! I’m a member of the local Green Party as it happens. Not a bad idea. Southampton may have people I can poach. šŸ˜†

                                                                                    Thanks for the info. I will process properly and come up with a plan when not at EMF.

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                                                                                      [?]Sue Archer Ā» 🌐
                                                                                      @suearcher@toot.wales

                                                                                      @sam

                                                                                      One thing to remember when getting people interested is that the actual repairers are not the only vital roles. Admin, publicity, meet-and-greet are all just as important, so if someone likes the idea but has no repair skills, they may be very valuable in other areas.

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                                                                                        [?]Sarah🌳 Ā» 🌐
                                                                                        @Sarah111well@mas.to

                                                                                        @suearcher @sam Butting in to say - we run our Repair Cafe monthly, and some of our fixers would happily do a 2nd Repair Cafe each month in a nearby town. So dont assume they wouldnt be interested, just make sure your days dont clash.

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                                                                                          [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                          @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                          @Sarah111well@mas.to @suearcher Yes I think Southampton and Ringwood are going to be good sources of people and advice to kick start this. I’m blown away by all the replies to this post honestly.

                                                                                            [?]Alfred Chow - Maker of Things [He/Him They/Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                            @Maker_of_Things@cupoftea.social

                                                                                            @Sarah111well @suearcher @sam
                                                                                            Yes, very much so.

                                                                                            For years, Sue and I did four different repair cafes each month, we now only do two as it was getting a bit much.

                                                                                            Many of the repair cafe volunteers do more than one a month, and enjoy the different dynamics, and range of people and repair items that come in.

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                                                                                              [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                              @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                              @suearcher@toot.wales Yes the talk at EMF laid that out quite nicely. I now feel semi-armed take this forward. The tea and cake are as important as the people with screwdrivers and sewing needles!

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                                                                                                [?]Sue Archer Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                @suearcher@toot.wales

                                                                                                @sam

                                                                                                We used to do 4 in a month, and then it got a bit much so we cut back to 2 - those were the two where we felt the best supported (and one of them has the best cake...)

                                                                                                  [?]Hitchin Hackspace Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                  @hackhitchin@techhub.social

                                                                                                  @suearcher @sam
                                                                                                  Would add local Charity Shops and Supermarkets too.
                                                                                                  Also approach your local council. If they have a waste management team, and most do, they may include links/publicity for repair cafe events as they have an environmental responsibility to promote such things. Local papers, if you still have any, and local radio might be interested doing a piece on a repair cafe starting up.
                                                                                                  Always use the hashtag too šŸ™‚
                                                                                                  Edit: fix typo

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                                                                                                    [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                    @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                    @hackhitchin@techhub.social @suearcher This is a great list thanks! Didn’t expect such a response from people. Even chatting to someone from a nearby repair cafe at EMF in a few hours!

                                                                                                      [?]Gareth Kitchen [he/him] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                      @gruff@stroud.social

                                                                                                      @sam Contact your local council, is it Test Valley? Community Services or some such department. If it is them you may be in luck:- https://www.testvalley.gov.uk/news/2025/may/roman-ward-councillors-support-local-dad-s-group-with-community-grant

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                                                                                                        [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                        @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                        @gruff@stroud.social It is and I’ll give it a go!

                                                                                                          [?]emf.duck. (ā˜Žļø 5730) [They / Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                          @duck@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                          @sam Hi! I’m committee at Ringwood Repair CafĆ© and attend the County Council Repair CafĆ© Network - fancy a drink? (I tried DECTing you but the phones are sad - try 5730)

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                                                                                                            [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                            @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                            @duck@treehouse.systems Sounds good! Sorry yes my Nokia keeps losing GSM signal. Unsure if the phone or the network!

                                                                                                            I’ve got a gap 3-4 if you want to head to the pub about then? Going home at 7 so not much time for pubbing today…

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                                                                                                              [?]Emily_S [She/Her] Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                              @emily_s@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                              @sam can strongly recommend going to a couple of surrounding ones and talking to people there. You may find other fixers who already travel a bit to do it.

                                                                                                              I used to do the Reading repair cafe until someone from my own town came in wanting to find out how it worked and I discovered a much easier one to get to.

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                                                                                                                [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                @emily_s@mastodon.me.uk Thanks! Yes seems to be a good plan. Someone from Ringwood which isn’t far has offered to chat with me this afternoon. 😁

                                                                                                                  [?]Kate Bowles [they/them] Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                  @kate@aus.social

                                                                                                                  @sam @vfrmedia

                                                                                                                  Do you know Lemon and Jinja? Might be worth advertising there, as there might be some like mindedness there.

                                                                                                                  lemonandjinja.com

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                                                                                                                    [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                    @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                    @kate@aus.social I do and good shout!

                                                                                                                      [?]Czajkowski Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                      @czajkowski@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                      @sam not thr same area but maybe they can help give you some guidance.

                                                                                                                        [?]Czajkowski Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                        @czajkowski@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                        @sam @sam not the same area but maybe they can help give you some guidance.

                                                                                                                        Image of Godalming repair cafe

                                                                                                                        Alt...Image of Godalming repair cafe

                                                                                                                          [?]BenoĆ®t Jones Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                          @huxley@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                          @sam
                                                                                                                          Local community groups on Facebook (unfortunately) might be quite good for finding people.

                                                                                                                          We set one up in Coventry a few years ago. Do you have a venue? We use the central library, which is fantastic as we can leave a banner in the window for advertising the next date, the staff are really helpful, we don't have to pay anything to use the space, it is easy for people to get to. The only downside is we can't fix bikes (they are not allowed inside the library).

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                                                                                                                            [?]BenoĆ®t Jones Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                            @huxley@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                            @sam We have two other much smaller ones, one in a Salvation Army shop and one in a church hall in a suburb. I am not involved in them personally but most of the volunteers at those do ours as well.

                                                                                                                            For big repair cafes (let's say with more than 15 visitors per session) greeting people, making sure they are in the queue (on a whiteboard where everyone can see) and getting them to fill out a form are really important to keep everyone happy and manage expectations.

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                                                                                                                              [?]BenoĆ®t Jones Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                              @huxley@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                              @sam We also have a qualified PAT tester for mains electrical items. This at least means a second person gives these items a careful once over before they are released to the visitor to take home. I know many repair cafes do without, but it helps me sleep at night!

                                                                                                                              We also do a 'toolbox talk' before each session, and make sure new volunteers are inducted properly and we have their emergency contact details.

                                                                                                                              Many RC's don't do all this, but I am a bit keen on everyone going home unharmed!

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                                                                                                                                [?]BenoĆ®t Jones Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                @huxley@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                @sam If you want I can send you the item form we use, just send me an email address.

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                  @huxley@mstdn.social @sam@mstdn.social Thanks for all this! Had a good chat with @duck@treehouse.systems here at EMF about their experience helping to organise the Ringwood one.

                                                                                                                                  I’ve got no venue or anything at this point. Need to find some helpers. I’ll process all the information you’ve sent when I’m home and have had a proper sleep. šŸ™‚

                                                                                                                                    [?]Greg Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                                    @gregalotl@c.im

                                                                                                                                    @sam
                                                                                                                                    Have you approached SoMakeIt (Southampton Maker Space)?

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                                      @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                      @gregalotl@c.im Not yet. I’ll add them to my list of people I should talk to. šŸ™‚

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Kestral [They/Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @kestral@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                        Oh wow, duckfriend.online now has more than 250 players at ! You’ve befriended ducks 408 unique times, and today is already more active than the whole of Thursday was!

                                                                                                                                        Queuing for a shower? Waiting for breakfast? Befriend a duck! The leaderboard is all still to play for.

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                                                                                                                                          [?]Gavoir Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @gavoir@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                          @kestral any ideas how to get it to work? Tapping an iPhone 13 mini on a duck does nothing. What am I doing wrong?

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Kestral [They/Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @kestral@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                            @gavoir is the phone unlocked when you tap? I did test them all on a 13 though not a mini - assume it definitely has NFC?

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Gavoir Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @gavoir@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                              @kestral yeah unlocked and yeah I’ve used NFC yubikeys with this phone. I shall try again and run the phone all over the duck.

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Kestral [They/Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @kestral@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                @gavoir the tags are top of head and in the front of chest if that helps! Otherwise let me know which duck and I’ll have a look post breakfast

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                  @kestral@masto.hackers.town @gavoir iPhone definitely works but occasionally requires significant patience and massaging ducks in various locations

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Kestral [They/Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @kestral@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                    @sam I knew the ducks liked a good massage, but I had no idea they'd go to these lengths to get them. Apologies. Do persevere - some friendships take a little time I guess.

                                                                                                                                                      [?]George Hickman [He/Him] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @ghickman@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                      @kestral we’re absolutely loving them, thank you!

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Friend Finder 5000 bot ā¤ļø Ā» 🤖 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @ff5000@woof.tech

                                                                                                                                                        @sam Hello! A code just popped up on screen botarms — send it back to me as a reply to this message within the next minute to prove you're here. 🐶

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Friend Finder 5000 bot ā¤ļø Ā» 🤖 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @ff5000@woof.tech

                                                                                                                                                          @sam Too slow! Send me the screen's name again and I'll fetch you a new one. 🐾

                                                                                                                                                            [?]Andy Piper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @andypiper@macaw.social

                                                                                                                                                            Note to self, need to actually have the DECT phone with me in order to take incoming calls.

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                              @andypiper@macaw.social Old Nokia with SIM on the on site GSM network also works well. šŸ™‚

                                                                                                                                                                [?]James Arthur Cattell Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @jacattell@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                Be nice to have a repair station at next to the swap shop so you could take stuff to bits and see if it works. A few tables, some power, maybe a few monitors and necessary cables. I'd be up for helping make it happen.

                                                                                                                                                                A green computer motherboard sits inside an open cardboard box, viewed from a top-down, slightly angled perspective.

Dominating the upper-middle section of the motherboard is a large, metallic CPU heatsink with dense cooling fins. Four copper heat pipe tips protrude from the top of the aluminum block. Attached to the heatsink is a black plastic fan shroud. A bright yellow sticker is affixed to the shroud, featuring a black arrow indicating the direction of airflow; it is labeled "FRONT SIDE" on one end of the arrow and "BACK SIDE" on the other.

The motherboard itself is packed with various electronic components, including rows of expansion slots (PCI and PCIe) in black and white near the bottom, silver capacitors, and various input/output ports visible along the left edge. A silver coin-cell CMOS battery sits in the bottom left corner. A small, bright yellow post-it note or sticker is partially visible on the right edge of the board.

                                                                                                                                                                Alt...A green computer motherboard sits inside an open cardboard box, viewed from a top-down, slightly angled perspective. Dominating the upper-middle section of the motherboard is a large, metallic CPU heatsink with dense cooling fins. Four copper heat pipe tips protrude from the top of the aluminum block. Attached to the heatsink is a black plastic fan shroud. A bright yellow sticker is affixed to the shroud, featuring a black arrow indicating the direction of airflow; it is labeled "FRONT SIDE" on one end of the arrow and "BACK SIDE" on the other. The motherboard itself is packed with various electronic components, including rows of expansion slots (PCI and PCIe) in black and white near the bottom, silver capacitors, and various input/output ports visible along the left edge. A silver coin-cell CMOS battery sits in the bottom left corner. A small, bright yellow post-it note or sticker is partially visible on the right edge of the board.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Kestral [They/Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @kestral@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                                  @jacattell yes this has been on my mind too - a weekend long repair cafe!

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                    @jacattell@mastodon.me.uk I dropped this one off. Pretty sure it still does. Only quirk is the pinout on the front panel connector is bizarre and HP specific so you may have a small amount of fun shorting the right ones to power it up.

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]James Arthur Cattell Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @jacattell@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                      @sam thanks Sam šŸ‘šŸ» It'll replace the board / processor in the I.T. Buddy's PC at Cheadle Community Library. The current ones run Linux just fine, but can't manage Windows 11 (which 1 of my fellow buddies wants). Thanks for the donation šŸ™‚

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]CuTEL Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @CuTEL@tacobelllabs.net

                                                                                                                                                                        Our DSL services are now live on DK G6

                                                                                                                                                                        docs.cutel.net/events/emf26/in

                                                                                                                                                                        Many thanks to the NOC team, Charlie and GCHQ.net

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                          @CuTEL@tacobelllabs.net The only thing stopping me from digging my ewaste routers back out the swap shop is that I’m across the road from this DK. Also I still rely on VDSL at home so this isn’t as fun and retro. šŸ˜†

                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Kestral [They/Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @kestral@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                                            OH: "I'm winning at ducks, my mum would be proud" - @kookie at

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                              @kestral@masto.hackers.town @kookie It’s reassuring that even our reigning champion hasn’t found number 7 today. Where is it Kestral!? Does it even exist!?!?!?

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Kestral [They/Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @kestral@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                                                @sam look for rainbow flags. Look for a lake. Look for the restaurant at the end of the universe. Go to the movies. Go shop. Go rave. Go eat. In all these places, ducks.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                  @kestral@masto.hackers.town ā¤ļøšŸ¦†

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                    @kestral@masto.hackers.town I am duck complete but so tired! šŸ˜†

                                                                                                                                                                                    Garmin watch showing over 17000 steps

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Kestral [They/Them] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @kestral@masto.hackers.town

                                                                                                                                                                                      @sam same time tomorrow? šŸ˜‡

                                                                                                                                                                                        EMF Spiders boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                        Whooops. Verschlafen. 🄓
                                                                                                                                                                                        Aber sollte sich noch alles ausgehen, und damit geht's mit meinem neuen Reisebegleiter auf zum EMF!

                                                                                                                                                                                        Ein riesiger Wanderrucksack vollgepackt mit Campingzeug steht auf dem Boden. Oben drauf liegt Blob, ein violettes Tentakelwesen mit neongrünen Augen.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Ein riesiger Wanderrucksack vollgepackt mit Campingzeug steht auf dem Boden. Oben drauf liegt Blob, ein violettes Tentakelwesen mit neongrünen Augen.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Nahaufnahme von Blob am Rucksack. Er ist 3D-gedruckt, hat einen würfelförmigen Körper, bewegliche Tentakel und ist zur Kamera gedreht.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Nahaufnahme von Blob am Rucksack. Er ist 3D-gedruckt, hat einen würfelförmigen Körper, bewegliche Tentakel und ist zur Kamera gedreht.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                          Als nƤchstes durfte blob hoch hinaus!

                                                                                                                                                                                          Blob, das violette Tentakelwesen wird mit der Hand vor die Kamera gehalten. Im Hintergrund ist ein Flugzeug von Austrian unter blauem Himmel erkennbar.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Blob, das violette Tentakelwesen wird mit der Hand vor die Kamera gehalten. Im Hintergrund ist ein Flugzeug von Austrian unter blauem Himmel erkennbar.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                            Things are going well. We've only just landed in the UK and blob is already misbehaving. šŸ™„

                                                                                                                                                                                            Luggage conveyor belt at the airport. On the side there's a sign "Please do not sit on the conveyor belt". And guess who's sitting there, staring at you with their neon green eyes. Right, it's blob, the purple tentacle creature.

                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...Luggage conveyor belt at the airport. On the side there's a sign "Please do not sit on the conveyor belt". And guess who's sitting there, staring at you with their neon green eyes. Right, it's blob, the purple tentacle creature.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                              @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                              Colour matched seats? šŸ’œ

                                                                                                                                                                                              Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on the headrest of a purple train seat.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on the headrest of a purple train seat.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                Alcohol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm getting the impression that blob maybe is a bad influence. But who am I to say no to a pint?

                                                                                                                                                                                                Blob, the purple tentacle creature is placed on a table next to a pint of beer. Blob is oriented towards the glass and looking at it with their neon green eyes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature is placed on a table next to a pint of beer. Blob is oriented towards the glass and looking at it with their neon green eyes.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                  And we're finally on the way to Ledbury!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Blob, the purple tentacle creature is being held to the window of a train, looking outside. Another train is visible outside.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature is being held to the window of a train, looking outside. Another train is visible outside.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The train terminated earlier and was delayed so much that we missed the next train to Ledbury. Now at +90minutes. At least according to the GWR delay repay info this journey should be free. And blob is enjoying the additional time with AC in the train.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Blob, the purple tentacle creature, is dangling on the edge of a folding table in a train.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature, is dangling on the edge of a folding table in a train.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Blob on the way to

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting in front of a window in a car and looking outside. An old-looking stone building is visible on the side of the read.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting in front of a window in a car and looking outside. An old-looking stone building is visible on the side of the read.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Andy Piper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @andypiper@macaw.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ripper Blob is cool!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ripper@chaos.social I love blob! Have you got a model for blob that I could print before I leave for EMF in the morning?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @sam unfortunately I don't have access to the model here on site and it's not online as it's still a work in progress

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ripper@chaos.social Oh well. I’m currently printing an army of tiny spiders instead.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Tiny EMF spider 3d print

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @sam oh these are amazing!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Also we arrived safely at the campsite. And let me tell you, blob found a lot of interesting things to do. Sat around in the trees, on posts and help with checking in the tickets.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  And now I'm ready for the bed. 😓

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on a branch of an old oak tree looking at the camera.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on a branch of an old oak tree looking at the camera.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Blob is now sitting on a wooden post in bright sunlight.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...Blob is now sitting on a wooden post in bright sunlight.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Blob is lying on a table next to a barcode scanner and staring at it. Probably helping a lot.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...Blob is lying on a table next to a barcode scanner and staring at it. Probably helping a lot.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Blob found some work at the construction team. And some amazing paint!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Blob, the purple tentacle creature, is lying on a paint stained piece of plywood. Next to blob there's a can of purple paint with brushes in it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature, is lying on a paint stained piece of plywood. Next to blob there's a can of purple paint with brushes in it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Blob is lying on a piece of lumber looking at a cordless drill next to them. Two screws are lying on the piece of lumber and everything is lit by bright sunlight.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Blob is lying on a piece of lumber looking at a cordless drill next to them. Two screws are lying on the piece of lumber and everything is lit by bright sunlight.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Gator ride!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Blob, the purple tentacle creature is lying on the dashboard of a vehicle which is driving on a paved road on a campsite.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature is lying on the dashboard of a vehicle which is driving on a paved road on a campsite.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        With the help of some power tools we built three additional misting frames. Now we only need to deploy them on the site.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on the handle of a miter saw.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on the handle of a miter saw.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Blob the purple tentacle creature is sitting on a pile of black tubing and some spray nozzles which is placed on  the ground.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Blob the purple tentacle creature is sitting on a pile of black tubing and some spray nozzles which is placed on the ground.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Three wooden frames are standing on the bed of a flatbed van.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And some late table distribution happened as well.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on some tables on the fort of a telehandler. The lights are on and it's already quite dark.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Today we're escorting live-in vehicles on the site. A gentleman from Scotland saw us melting in the sun and offered us a nice cold drink.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A can of Irn Bru is held in front of the camera. On top of it there's blob, the purple tentacle creature, looking at the camera with their neon green eyes.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A wild Club Mate appeared!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Blob uses sip.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's very effective!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A bottle of club mate is standing on a table. Blob the purple tentacle creature is sitting on the table next to it. Two of their tentacles are wrapped around the bottle. Blob looks like they are admiring the mate.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...A bottle of club mate is standing on a table. Blob the purple tentacle creature is sitting on the table next to it. Two of their tentacles are wrapped around the bottle. Blob looks like they are admiring the mate.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Need proper emergency exit signage hung up at @nullsector? Blob's got you covered.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on an emergency exit sign that's been hung up on a fence.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Today there was even some cake for a special occasion!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Blob the purple tentacle creature is lying on a table next to a chocolate cake looking at it. A spoon with some of the cake is underneath their tentacles.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Inflatable tetrapods!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I might steal this idea and make one for myself to deploy at @hackmas šŸ¤”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A rainbow coloured tetrapod is standing in the grass. It's made from fabric and it's inflated. On top there's blob the purple tentacle creature.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      We're collecting the @GCHQNET hexpansions! Wandering around the campsite, looking for these things and discovering all kinds of other things is a lot of fun, can recommend!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Blob the purple tentacle creature is lying on the EMF badge looking towards the side. Below them a PCB on a string is attached to the badge. In the background there's a sign about the GCHQ game.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Blob the purple tentacle creature is lying on the EMF badge looking towards the side. Below them a PCB on a string is attached to the badge. In the background there's a sign about the GCHQ game.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This years nullsector once again is incredible. šŸ‘€
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Blob even met a robot friend there!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A silver robot dog is standing on a wooden floor. On top of it, there's blob the purple tentacle creature. They got their tentacles spread out over the robot.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...A silver robot dog is standing on a wooden floor. On top of it, there's blob the purple tentacle creature. They got their tentacles spread out over the robot.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Wanna get to know blob more? Come to @hackmas in Austria in August!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          We've put up some posters at the info boards to find out more.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Blob the purple tentacle creature is being held in front of a wall. A poster advertising HƄck ma's Castle attached to the wall using some tape. The event is from 27.8. to 30.8.2026 at Schloss 1, 3631 Ottenschlag. Beside that, the poster is purple with a black castle being held by blob.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Blob the purple tentacle creature is being held in front of a wall. A poster advertising HƄck ma's Castle attached to the wall using some tape. The event is from 27.8. to 30.8.2026 at Schloss 1, 3631 Ottenschlag. Beside that, the poster is purple with a black castle being held by blob.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Blob has found a fur(r/b)y friend!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A long white Furby Is being held in front of the camera. Its body makes a sharp bend and blob, the purple tentacle creature is lying on the lower part of its body. Blob is looking at the Furby with their neon green eyes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...A long white Furby Is being held in front of the camera. Its body makes a sharp bend and blob, the purple tentacle creature is lying on the lower part of its body. Blob is looking at the Furby with their neon green eyes.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Not sure whether this is another friend?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Close-up picture of a dalek. Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on its eye, looking at the camera with their neon green eyes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...Close-up picture of a dalek. Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on its eye, looking at the camera with their neon green eyes.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And that's EMF for us. It was an amazing week(end), met many friends and discovered so many interesting things. Already looking forward to 2028.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                More photos of the event will follow later but now blob and I need to catch a train.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on the headrest of a bus seat. Their tentacles are dangling down and they are looking at the camera with their neon green eyes.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ripper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ripper@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Instead of going home directly, we're staying one night in Oxford. A lot of interesting old buildings and blob seems to like them too!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on a weathered stone surface. They are looking at an old round stone building in the background. It has three visible stories, pillars on the faƧade and a few windows in between them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...Blob, the purple tentacle creature is sitting on a weathered stone surface. They are looking at an old round stone building in the background. It has three visible stories, pillars on the faƧade and a few windows in between them.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Are you attending and want an ncurses-style interface to keep an eye on proceedings? No I didn't think so...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Here's one anyway: https://github.com/cablespaghetti/emfdash

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]jamesb (MW1CGG) [He/Him/They/They're] Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jamesb@fedi.duckduckpigeon.co.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @sam
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You would be surprised how much I actually want that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michael Horne Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @recantha@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @sam Oh wow. Approaching peak nerdiness. :-) Love it!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Andy Piper Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @andypiper@macaw.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @sam this is magnificent and I am pleased to see @emfducks get a default tile all to themselves.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I got somewhat carried away over the past couple of nights; so my TUI app now supports fediverse RSS feeds, personal favourites json URLs and because somebody made a JSON MQTT feed of the Hackers script, it displays that nicely too. 😁

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]JP [he/him] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @daedalus@eigenmagic.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @sam millibars! Haven't seen it written that way for a while. It's all hPa here now and I kinda miss the friendliness of millibars.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Dave bauer Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @davebauerart@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @sam This is awesome!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Jess Robinson Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @castaway@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @sam yes actually ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]EMF Phones Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @phones@social.emfcamp.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  šŸ“± Bringing your old GSM phone to #EMFCamp? Did you know that Electromagnetic Telecom remains at the cutting edge of technology? Access our WAP service from https://wap.phones.emf.camp/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Stefano on littleFedi Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @stefano@rpi0w.stefanomarinelli.it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  LittleFedi: light, yet complete

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm writing this post from a Raspberry Pi Zero W - 512 MB RAM, single-core ARMv6 - running NetBSD, powered by littleFedi. The process sits at 33 MB RSS, CPU basically asleep:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  load averages:  0.05,  0.08,  0.09
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  CPU states:  0.0% user,  0.0% nice,  0.0% system,  1.0% interrupt, 99.0% idle
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Memory: 301M Free
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    PID COMMAND             RES STATE
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   2082 littlefedi-armv6    33M kqueue
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  No Redis. No PostgreSQL (but optional). No Sidekiq. No Node.js build pipeline. One statically-linked binary, one SQLite file, and the full fediverse experience. And this is the part people tend to miss: the same binary that runs happily on a Pi Zero scales, on the right hardware, to numbers that have nothing to do with "lightweight". It's not a toy that stays a toy. It's built to grow when you need it to.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  What LittleFedi actually ships

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Federation - Full ActivityPub S2S: WebFinger, NodeInfo 2.1, host-meta, HTTP Signatures with anti-impersonation checks. Per-user and shared inboxes, outbox, followers, following, featured collections. Thread completion with bounded on-demand fetching of missing ancestors/replies (separate sync and background budgets, all hard-capped). Quote posts via FEP-044f with the full approval handshake (QuoteRequest -> QuoteAuthorization), matching Mastodon 4.4 semantics, plus _misskey_quote and Fedibird quoteUri aliases. Account migration (Move), both outgoing and incoming, with alsoKnownAs linking, automatic follower migration, follow import from AP collections, and CSV export/import. Remote interaction discovery - async like/boost resolution from origin servers with REST fallback.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mastodon API - Broad coverage: timelines (home, public, local, hashtag, bubble, direct), status CRUD with edits, scheduled posts, polls, bookmarks, lists (with replies_policy and exclusive), filters v2 (keyword CRUD), featured tags, followed hashtags (posts appear in home), markers, conversations, notifications with type exclusion, follow requests, blocks (federated Block/Undo), mutes with duration/expiry and hide_notifications, per-user domain blocks. OAuth2 with app registration, authorization code, client credentials and refresh_token flows, PKCE, consent screen, and scope enforcement (read/write/admin:read/admin:write). It talks fine to Elk, Tusky, Ivory, Phanpy, Semaphore and MastoBlaster.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Streaming - WebSocket and SSE. In-process pub/sub hub with per-connection send buffers, zero cost when no client is connected. Broadcast streams for public, local, remote, hashtags and lists. Per-account streams for user timeline, notifications and direct messages. Optional PostgreSQL LISTEN/NOTIFY backend for cross-process fan-out. Mastodon-compatible event serialization.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Push notifications - Full Web Push / VAPID (RFC 8030/8291) with aes128gcm encryption. Per-type alert toggles (mention, follow, reblog, favourite, poll, follow_request, status). Notify-bell support on followed accounts. Subscription expiry detection, rate-limit handling, 5-retry delivery.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Media pipeline - Upload processing: thumbnail generation (600x600), blurhash computation, EXIF stripping, magic-byte validation, SVG rejection, MIME mismatch detection, UUID-based file renaming. Size limits (40 MB default), pixel caps (16 MP default, tunable down to 4 MP for SBCs).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Media privacy proxy - This is the part I actually care about most. All remote media streams through the instance via HMAC-signed URLs (/proxy/media?url=...&sig=...), so local users never expose their IP address to remote servers. SSRF-guarded: DNS resolution check, private/CGNAT IP rejection, redirect re-validation. Pure io.Copy pass-through, no disk, no decode, ~32 KB buffer. Forwards HTTP Range requests for audio/video seeking. Configure a proxy_secret for stable URLs across restarts. On low-RAM devices, set cache_remote = "off" and you still see every image on the fediverse, the instance just doesn't store or process them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Remote media caching - Three modes: off, eager (background sweep caches all remote attachments, avatars, headers and emoji, backfills existing on mode switch), lazy (cache on first access). Content-addressed, deduplicated by origin URL. Age-based pruning with file GC. Negative-cache for permanently dead URLs. Transparent origin fallback on cache miss. Open Graph preview cards stored durably with posts.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  S3-compatible storage - A separate build tag (-tags s3), deliberately excluded from the default binary to keep it small. Supports AWS S3, MinIO, SeaweedFS, Ceph, Backblaze B2, Wasabi, DigitalOcean Spaces. Native media migration CLI: littlefedi admin media storage-migrate between local and S3 (DB-queue-backed, resumable, bounded batches). storage-status, storage-cancel, storage-resume commands. storage-manifest for rclone JSONL integration.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Markdown posts - Powered by goldmark with GFM extensions: tables, strikethrough, bare URL autolinking, hard wraps. Raw HTML deliberately not rendered. Output sanitized through bluemonday (defense-in-depth). Composer toggle in the web UI. Federates source.mediaType: text/markdown (Pleroma/GTS convention). Inbound Markdown source is rendered to HTML.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Visibility modes - The standard four (public, unlisted, private, direct) plus local-only (local, instance timeline only, never federates) and local unlisted (local_unlisted, followers only, no federation). Useful for notes to your own instance community.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Bubble timeline - Curated set of instances whose posts appear alongside local posts in a special timeline. Akkoma-compatible extension. Admin panel for adding/removing bubble instances. API endpoint at /api/v1/timelines/bubble.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Moderation - Account states: suspended (tombstone, federates Delete(Person)), silenced (visible to followers only, dropped from public timelines), quiet (like silenced plus it downgrades federation to followers-only, a middle ground I haven't seen anywhere else), disabled (cannot log in, content stays visible). Self-suspend prevention, last-admin-demotion guard. Blocks (bidirectional, federated), mutes (local-only, with duration and hide_notifications), per-user domain blocks (distinct from admin instance-wide blocks). Reports pipeline: user submissions plus inbound/forwarded Flag into an admin triage UI with resolution actions. Admin notification on new reports. Domain blocks with severity (noop/silence/suspend) plus Mastodon-parity options (reject_media enforced in the proxy, reject_reports, obfuscate, public). A moderation audit log records every admin action.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Web UI - Server-rendered HTML with html/template, templates embedded via //go:embed. Inline CSS (dark mode, Inter font, gradients). htmx 2.x and Alpine.js for progressive enhancement. No build step, no Webpack, no Tailwind, no npm. Every action works as a plain form POST without JavaScript. Works in Lynx, eLinks, text-only browsers, and on mobile.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Full feature set: home/public/local/bubble timelines with infinite scroll, profile pages with follow/unfollow/bell toggle, status threads with reply composer and background thread completion, post creation with CW, visibility selector (6 modes), media upload with alt text, Markdown toggle, quote posts (pre-loads composer with the quoted post as an inline card), post editing, composer autocomplete for @mentions and #hashtags, settings (display name, bio, password, sessions, moderation, pruning, account move, timeline preferences), report form, search page, tag management.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Admin panel - Dashboard (user counts, pending approvals, unreachable instances, open reports), accounts (with suspend/silence/quiet/disable/approve/reject actions), invites (CRUD), domain blocks (with severity and options), reports (triage and resolution), audit log, instance health (per-instance status with follower/following counts, reachability tracking, purge with typed-domain confirmation), bubble instances, settings, housekeeping (on-demand pruning), queue console (ready/scheduled/running/failed by job kind), media storage (S3 migration controls in S3 builds).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Background jobs - DB-backed queue that survives restarts, 8 job kinds: inbox, delivery (16 attempts over roughly 26h with capped exponential backoff and equal jitter), push_notification, actor_refresh, poll_close, scheduled_status, media_cache, media_migration. Per-instance circuit breaker suspends delivery at backoff_count >= 10. Actor refresh dispatcher with stale-while-revalidate, crash-safe leases, and per-actor exponential backoff.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Backups - Periodic or on-demand, server-side, no external tooling required. Each run produces a timestamped directory with config.toml, a portable database dump (VACUUM INTO for SQLite, pg_dump for PostgreSQL), an optional copy of owned media, and a manifest. Toggle it on, set an interval (24h, 7d, whatever fits), decide whether to include owned media (the remote cache is always excluded, no point backing up other people's content), and set a retention count so old backups get pruned automatically. Off by default, one line to turn on.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Housekeeping - Automated pruning: remote statuses by age, own low-interaction statuses (per-user or server thresholds, min likes/boosts caps), tombstones, expired mutes, stale media (>24h unattached), orphaned media (deleted posts), unreferenced media files (disk files with no DB record), cached media by age, cache file GC. On-demand controls in the admin UI.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Security - Token-bucket rate limiting per IP. Security headers: X-Content-Type-Options, X-Frame-Options, Referrer-Policy, Strict-Transport-Security. Content-Security-Policy with nonce-based script/style. CORS. CSRF on all cookie-authenticated POSTs. Session fixation protection. Password reset token in a cookie, not the URL. OAuth consent screen (not auto-issuing). SSRF protection (DNS, IP and redirect re-validation) on all outbound HTTP. HTTP Signature algorithm enforcement (rsa-sha256 only). Inbox body size limit (1 MB). Backfill goroutine cap. Thread-fetch amplification limits. File upload validation (magic bytes, SVG rejection, MIME mismatch). Username enumeration hardening.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Operational - Prometheus metrics at /metrics (counters for API/inbox/fed/web requests, statuses, deliveries, thread fetches, queue depth; gauges for workers, pending follows, uptime). Health checks (/health, /readyz). CLI: admin create-user, admin set-admin, admin list-users, admin suspend/unsuspend, admin invite generate/list/revoke, admin media prune/prune-orphans/prune-files, admin media storage-migrate/status/cancel/resume/manifest, post (publish from stdin/file with Markdown, visibility, CW, media, reply, quote), migrate (run migrations only). SMTP for password reset and notifications (falls back to stdout). Config via TOML file plus environment variables (LITTLEFEDI_{SECTION}_{KEY}).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Platform support - CGO-free, compiles with CGO_ENABLED=0. 23+ GOOS/GOARCH combos via the modernc SQLite driver: macOS (amd64, arm64), Linux (386, amd64, arm, arm64, loong64, ppc64le, riscv64, s390x), FreeBSD (386, amd64, arm, arm64), Windows (386, amd64, arm64), OpenBSD (amd64, arm64). NetBSD (amd64, arm, arm64) via a WASM-based fallback SQLite driver, I don't think anything else in the fediverse space explicitly targets NetBSD. PostgreSQL is a separate build tag (-tags postgres), S3 is another (-tags s3). The default binary carries neither, keeping it small. ARMv6 (GOARM=6) gets special treatment in the release naming, that's the Pi Zero target.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why it matters

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The fediverse shouldn't demand a beefy VPS. It shouldn't require Docker, 2 GB of RAM, Redis, Sidekiq, or a JS toolchain that pulls in 800 packages. A 10 euro Raspberry Pi Zero W running NetBSD, sitting on a shelf, drawing less than 2 watts, can be a fully functional fediverse instance with a web UI, mobile app compatibility, streaming, push notifications, quote posts, account migration, and a moderation toolkit. That's not hypothetical, that's what this post is running on.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  But don't mistake "runs on a Pi Zero" for "only runs on a Pi Zero". Point the same binary at real hardware and it scales to numbers that have nothing to do with hobby-instance territory. Low power is the floor, not the ceiling.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  One binary, one config file, one SQLite database. Light, yet complete.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I've been involved in this project for a while now, though I can't say much more about it at the moment, there are other people involved besides me and it's not entirely my call to talk about it publicly yet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  #Fediverse #littleFedi #OwnYourData #NetBSD

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @stefano@rpi0w.stefanomarinelli.it @stefano@bsd.cafe This post is not little even if your RAM usage is. I’ve grown quite used to snac2 but the modern features here are attractive!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Stefano Marinelli Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @sam @stefano@rpi0w.stefanomarinelli.it snac is great, and it's perfectly fit for the task. I'll continue to use snac for many of my projects, like for expanding FediMeteo, etc.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: :FreeBSD: šŸµ :MiraLovesYou: [he/him/my good fellow] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @stefano

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, you've got me insanely curious, now. 😁

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]packet Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @packet@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @stefano littleFedi looks so awesome! I hope it will be released publically, eventually. -- Is it only for ARM or will it compile on x86/64 as well?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Stefano on littleFedi Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @stefano@rpi0w.stefanomarinelli.it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @packet@bsd.cafe it will be released and will compile (it already does) for all the GO supported architectures.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        At the moment littleFedi is able to pre-build binaries for 43 platform variants (all CGO_ENABLED=0, statically linked). ARM targets include both armv6 and armv7 variants.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        AIX

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-aix-ppc64

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Android

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-android-arm64

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Darwin (macOS)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-darwin-amd64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-darwin-arm64

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        DragonFly BSD

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-dragonfly-amd64

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        FreeBSD

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-freebsd-386
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-freebsd-amd64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv6-freebsd-arm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv7-freebsd-arm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-freebsd-arm64

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Illumos

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-illumos-amd64

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Linux

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-386
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-amd64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv6-linux-arm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv7-linux-arm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-arm64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-loong64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-mips
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-mips64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-mips64le
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-mipsle
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-ppc64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-ppc64le
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-riscv64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-linux-s390x

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        NetBSD

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-netbsd-386
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-netbsd-amd64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv6-netbsd-arm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv7-netbsd-arm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-netbsd-arm64

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        OpenBSD

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-openbsd-386
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-openbsd-amd64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv6-openbsd-arm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv7-openbsd-arm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-openbsd-arm64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-openbsd-ppc64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-openbsd-riscv64

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Plan 9

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-plan9-386
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-plan9-amd64
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv6-plan9-arm
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-armv7-plan9-arm

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Solaris

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-solaris-amd64

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Windows

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-windows-386.exe
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-windows-amd64.exe
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • littlefedi-windows-arm64.exe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Mark Jackson Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ispreview@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Broadband and Mobile Networks Strained by UK Heatwave – No Major Blackouts Expected ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2026

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ispreview@mastodon.social Love the top tips. Thankfully my cats currently have no interest in warm things!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Signal Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @signalapp@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Our statement on the UK government’s demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the country be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification and content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            signal.org/blog/pdfs/2026-06-0

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Mychal Shade Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mychalshade@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @signalapp What happens when they find legal nudity? Is it noted somewhere for tracking (and monitoring)?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Misuse Case Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @MisuseCase@twit.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mychalshade @signalapp The historical record suggests that the algorithms they use for scanning don’t distinguish between legal and illegal nudity and that nobody will check before they cut off the presumed offender’s internet access and maybe sic the cops on them.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Regendans [they/them/he/him] Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @regendans@todon.eu

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @MisuseCase @mychalshade @signalapp Or blocked forever. A story from 2022. nextcloud.com/blog/nyt-reports

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The story of 2 mistakenly blocked Google accounts

As seen in the New York Times article, two individuals from California and Texas have been permanently blocked from their Google accounts due to a mishap with Google’s automated child abuse algorithms.

The mishap being nude children’s photos intended for a doctor’s diagnosis.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...The story of 2 mistakenly blocked Google accounts As seen in the New York Times article, two individuals from California and Texas have been permanently blocked from their Google accounts due to a mishap with Google’s automated child abuse algorithms. The mishap being nude children’s photos intended for a doctor’s diagnosis.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]David Ginn Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @david@social.piconet.work

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @signalapp They’re giving in to populism, and the government isn’t listening to the experts. The police in the UK is already untrustworthy. What happens when they start arresting people for false positives?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Bjarne Oldrup Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @oldrup@mastodon.green

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @signalapp No more bombs ✊

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Boobs! I meant boobs of course.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The dangerous stuff.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Kinene⭐🐻 Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @c_merriweather@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @signalapp Uh, any museum painting collection?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]DekOfTheYautja Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @DekOfTheYautja@social.vivaldi.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @signalapp Doesn't endanger the government!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]dckim Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @dckim@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @signalapp why is everything gone so 'end-of-days' with each and every issue?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Religiously it's accurate to say the end is near but, I don't think that we know that it's because of 'A,B,C,...'

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Steven Horner Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @stevenhorner@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @signalapp I saw this reported on Sky news today and you can understand why the average person agrees with it because there was no reporting on why this could a bad thing. How the purpose would likely be expanded and people will just get around it anyway.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The UK government wanted to put back doors into apps like Whatsapp and other chat apps. A back door is a security hole that others will exploit and the UK government don't have a good track record with tech rollouts šŸ¤”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]llanciawn Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @llanciawn@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @signalapp Sounds more like a spying charter than protection for children.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Yet another Josh :donor: Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @crankylinuxuser@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @signalapp

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why won't Signal release/open source all of their backend infra automation scripts/tools/etc...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                There's no reasonable reason why a 501(c)(3) won't put this out there to make sure there's redundancy so we could built an alternate network if they're compromised by some gag order.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]šŸ• [he/him] Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @jbenjamint@mastodon.scot

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @signalapp I think many of your points have merit, but what actually is your counter proposal to prevent online child criminal / sexual exploitation?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I work in field where CSE is an issue and am keen to know how you'd address it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Kevin Russell Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kevinrns@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @signalapp

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    And they are doing it to protect powerful and rich pedophiles. Refusing to.investigate, refusing to pressure named pedos, connected pedos from Trump t o Epstein.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ArchiveScribe Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @archivescribe@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @signalapp Every Western government is compromised by this totalitarian spirit to control us like electronically caged animals. It’s evil.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]flexghost. Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @flexghost@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @signalapp

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The UK is, was and shall be forever cooked, fam.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]rik Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @rik@social.librem.one

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @signalapp Very well put!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Sana Beauty Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @sanabeauty@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @signalapp Parents should always take the responsibility first to monitor their children.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ocelot221 Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ocelot221@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @signalapp @GrapheneOS is going to start getting popular in the UK

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Mousa Al Bateh | Cloud Security & Architect Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mousa_cloud@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @signalapp The whole point of end to end encryption is to make sure that no third party can view your messages. How would they secure the scanners? Oh, sorry I asked! The scanners themselves become an attack surface and since its centralized, this adds a single point of failure. It would be better if they instead raise awareness for parents and issue laws that actually help struggling children without breaking E2EE for everyone.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]vruz Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @vruz@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @signalapp Have they tried applying their surveillance to billionaires first? It seems likely that they would find more extensive and more deeply abject crime if they looked straight into their business, and not into everybody else's perfectly legal and free lives.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Of course, that question is rhetorical. The purpose of a system is what the system does.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]RRB Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @rrb@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @signalapp die Gedanken sind nimmer frei

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Phil šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @phil@mastodon.quokka.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jonathantrott i still am not sure signal's centralised nature works for me.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      But yeah the government shouldn't mess.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]mrjive Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mrjive@mastodon.uno

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @signalapp OMG! Aren't we facing enough surveillance, already??

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Bell Peeps XD Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @bellpeep@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @signalapp yikes UK has become such a nanny state these days.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @threedaymonk@sonomu.club @sindarina@ngmx.com Lots of jobs going, I’m sure at least one will be applicable https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/9fin

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Linux Matters Podcast Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @linuxmatters@ubuntu.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              These are the user agents on hits to the Matters podcast RSS feed over last 30 days. @AntennaPod seems remarkably more used than any other... What do you use?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Line charts showing request trends over 30 days for the top user agents on the Linux Matters podcast RSS feed. AntennaPod/3.11.4 leads at 251,930 requests with a relatively steady trend. Most other clients show fairly flat or gradual patterns, with a few exceptions: rss-parser shows a notable drop near the end of the period, and the Windows AppleWebKit user agent shows a distinct step-down mid-period. Audiobookshelf, PodcastAddict, and iTMS show consistent traffic throughout.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...Line charts showing request trends over 30 days for the top user agents on the Linux Matters podcast RSS feed. AntennaPod/3.11.4 leads at 251,930 requests with a relatively steady trend. Most other clients show fairly flat or gradual patterns, with a few exceptions: rss-parser shows a notable drop near the end of the period, and the Windows AppleWebKit user agent shows a distinct step-down mid-period. Audiobookshelf, PodcastAddict, and iTMS show consistent traffic throughout.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Bar chart of top user agents for the Linux Matters podcast RSS feed, led by AntennaPod/3.11.4 at 251,930 requests, followed by Audiobookshelf at 44,480 and PodcastAddict at 34,430. Other notable clients include iTunes, Googlebot, Podimo, Snipd, and various Firefox and Chromium browser strings.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...Bar chart of top user agents for the Linux Matters podcast RSS feed, led by AntennaPod/3.11.4 at 251,930 requests, followed by Audiobookshelf at 44,480 and PodcastAddict at 34,430. Other notable clients include iTunes, Googlebot, Podimo, Snipd, and various Firefox and Chromium browser strings.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Steve Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @steevc@mastodon.org.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @linuxmatters I use Pocket Casts on my phone.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Kancept Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Kancept@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @linuxmatters @AntennaPod If I'm on my Android device I use AntennaPod. If I'm on my iPhone, I use Apple PodCasts.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]windigo Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @windigo@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @linuxmatters That's funny, I don't see "ancient hacky bash script" anywhere on that list...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]rik Ā» 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rik@social.librem.one

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @linuxmatters
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @AntennaPod
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      AntennaPod, of course!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Henrik Hemrin Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @hehemrin@mastodon.nu

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @linuxmatters @AntennaPod

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        AntennaPod - I'm one in the statistics.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @linuxmatters@ubuntu.social Castamatic on iOS. This is making me feel like I need to get some self hosting going on with audiobookshelf though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]taketwo Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @taketwo@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @linuxmatters
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            OeffiSounds which implements some of the proprietary storage locations of the public radio stations for podcastsin top of Antennapod
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Unfortunately neither is going for livestreams and alternate encosures just yet.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Still can't have linear streaming and podcasts in the same place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Gary :party_porg: Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @WiteWulf@cyberplace.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Here are some tunes for @DJDarren:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Howard Jones - The Prisoner

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Down - Jail (maybe as a bed? It’s a bit long and ponderous)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Deacon Blue - The Day That Jackie Jumped The Jail

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Redpoint - Model Prisoner

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The Gathering - Locked Away

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Clutch - Your Love Is Incarceration

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Sam (home from EMF 😢) Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @sam@cablespaghetti.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @WiteWulf@cyberplace.social I was really disappointed when I googled this and Howard Jones the ex-frontman for Killswitch Engage hadn’t done an Iron Maiden cover of The Prisoner…

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Gary :party_porg: Ā» 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @WiteWulf@cyberplace.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @sam lol, they can’t all be zingers šŸ˜‚

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