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#running
I moaned about getting soaked at #parkrun on Saturday. I needed this article for a bit of perspective.
Ultrarunners in secondhand trainers: the rickshaw drivers taking on the world’s toughest races – photo essay
Ultrarunners in secondhand trainers: the rickshaw drivers taking on the world’s toughest races – photo essay https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/feb/09/ultrarunners-rickshaw-drivers-madagascar-worlds-toughest-races-photo-essay?CMP=share_btn_url
Utterly ridonculous conditions at Reigate Priory this morning. Just couldn't get any grip whatsoever in my Hoka Torrent 2's.
I thought they had reasonable lugs (4mm or so?) but clearly I need to start looking for something a bit more aggressive. Spent most of the run moving sideways.
A trip down memory lane to Grangemoor #Parkrun by Fisherman’s Quay on the river Ely. It’s not that scenic - even in the sunshine - but back in the day, before the Llanishen event opened, this was our ‘home’ parkrun. Turns out it was my 70th run there.
Good to do the familiar things whilst the rest of our lives are so disrupted.
#parkrun Done Vicar Water Country Park at Clipstone, Mansfield. Blimey, that was a hard slog.
Volunteering at parkrun this morning. (Relieved to find that the new app is much better than the old barcode scanners!)
Nice morning at Redcar parkrun today. It was hard work after taking last week off, and my dodgy leg is definitely not happy with me, but the vibes were good as always and I got a new course PB by about 20 seconds so that's not to be sniffed at.
Got home and I've immediately changed into pyjamas and an oodie for the rest of the day. Possibly a nap in my near future 😄
Magical misty morning at Volksgarten! As the fog lifted, 95 runners/walkers/joggers took on the #volksgartenparkrun under the rising sun. A huge thank you to 18 volunteers—you made it all possible! Perfect way to kick off the weekend! #parkrun
Back to Redcar for the #parkrun this morning. Typically lovely, good turnout.
Tried running with a "negative splits" plan on my watch today. Managed to keep up with the first two splits without too much problem, but the third split was just an unlikely fantasy of a pace, no chance of keeping up with it.
Kind of discouraging watching your progress go from 1 second ahead to 60 seconds behind over the course of one mile 😀
#ParkRun 112 done and doooooooone. It's like the apocalypse out there. If the apocalypse was just a bit rainy and whatnot. LOTS of runners and because it was waterlogged and muddy it was a walking start then a few areas where it funnelled to a walk. However! Pacers this morning. And despite starting far back, and walking quite a bit, we still managed to get in front of the 30 pacer. Which is amazing if true. I would be genuinely thrilled to bits if our time was sub-30. Anyway I am taking my lovely wife for a coffee in the busiest trackside café in the woooorld! Power to you absolute legends. May you be covered in glory. X
This is my running journey, as shown in running distance from my Garmin. 2015. I had decided to lose weight, when I read somewhere that activity level is far more important than body fat as a determinant of long term health. So, I took up Couch to 5K. I'd never run before, and wasn't expecting much, but to my surprise, I absolutely loved it. I finished Couch 2 5 K, and not long after, Chermside By the end of 2016, I was running about 300km a month (10km a day), and I had a sub 20 minute 5K time. This year was full of running events, mostly half marathons. What I didn't know at the time, was that my left ankle was rolling inwards when I ran, creating a torsion stress on my shin bone, and eventually giving me a pretty bad stress fracture. What I also didn't know at the time, was that running was a great way of helping me deal with my dysphoria, and that my rapid increase in mileage was partly driven by how much it was helping me deal with my own internal self denial. 2017, injured, unable to run for months... It's not a co-incidence that early 2017 is when I came out of the closet and started my transition! I eventually recovered from the stress fracture and started running again, but between my lost fitness, my reduced performance due to HRT, and the fact I was no longer fighting dysphoria, I found it really hard this time around. A couple of surges of increased distance, but it started to tail off towards the end... 2018, and my heart isn't in it anymore. 2019. Several months without any running, and several more with only 1 or 2 parkruns a month. I was still run directing at parkrun during this time, but stepped away from that role as well. There was a brief burst in Jan 2020, but that's because I was in Buenos Aires, and was not going to miss the opportunity to run there! 2020. Covid. parkrun is cancelled for months. A couple of attempts to try and find the running spark again, but no luck. Months with no activity at all. I got pneumonia in here too, which flattened me for months. 2021, 2022 and 2023. Several years of starting and stopping. I kept chasing the spark, but I could never hold on to it, so the efforts always faded away. It felt extra far away because the pneumonia had stolen a lot of my fitness and lung capacity. Thankfully, they eventually returned, but the dark thoughts in my head didn't believe that would happen. But even during this, I was still going to parkrun! I'd started acting as a VI guide at my local parkrun, and found that volunteering and the community kept me coming back even when running wasn't doing it. 2024 was different though. I'm not sure why, maybe it was just enough time to recover from the physical and mental challenges that had been holding me back? Whatever the reason though, 2024 was the first year I maintained consistent running. I wasn't breaking any records, I wasn't training towards anything, but I was consistently getting out and running. I even became a co-event director at my local parkrun! The spark wasn't burning as bright as it had previously, but at least it was burning! 2025 (and 2026 so far). I dropped off my mileage over winter due to the shorter days, but started to build up again once the days started getting longer again. And this time, I wanted to give myself a goal, to help keep me motivated once the summer days ended. So, I decided to work towards a half marathon in July 2026. And, it did the trick! I've been consistent, and more crucially, I've been enjoying myself. I've liked having something to work towards. For the first time in many many years, it truly feels like I'm back!
Ran my (only) 2nd #Parkrun this year: 27min w/ pace 8'40”/mi.
This is pretty slow compared to my usual pace 7’:xx/mi, but it was the fastest pace I've run in the past 3 weeks! My cough started a few days before my disastrous 50K race on Jan 10 has only become worse, which has seriously affected my sleep. My VO2max dropped straight from ~54 to 46!
Thankfully I'm now bouncing back. I still have one month to recover enough for my half and full marathon race in March. Fingers crossed!
This weekend, I headed to Speyer for the stunning #speyerleinpfadparkrun where I was one of 57 finishers. Huge thanks to the 11 amazing volunteers who made it all happen.
That bridge climb x4? Brutal. But randomly meeting a fellow tourist from Düsseldorf? Totally made my day! 😊 #parkrun
Did my first volunteering session at my local #parkrun today (last week it was cancelled due to the weather). It was lovely to properly meet some of the team who help run it week after week and the lady I was helping with the finish tokens had helped set it up seven years ago. There were some amazingly fast runners but it was equally lovely when a couple in their early 70s who walked it finished too. I’m now hoping to volunteer at least once a month from now on.
Second time at Brockwell #parkrun today, event 666. Slightly fraught bus ride there, only just arrived on time. But lovely park, views of The City, fine weather and tarmac paths. Kind of wanted to go to Tooting’s tenth birthday, but it’s a lake after all the recent rain.
Post #parkrun brunch. The Gordon Ramsay method for scrambled eggs is a game-changer. Didn't have any chives though.
Kept it easy-ish today, not feeling 100%, still ended up with a solid 8/10 RPE for 24:58.
Another ParkRun in the bag today at the Eden Project and a minute off the time from two weeks ago puts me under 29 minutes which I’m exceedingly happy with. Apparently this was my ParkRun no. 32 (could have sworn it was higher but hey ho). Can I compete 18 more this year? I can certainly try. Soon it’ll be time to start running midweek as well and maybe train for a 10k. Maybe. Hmm…
Lovely lovely #ParkRun, as per. Cold and not easy, but affirming and joyous. Loads of people and I saw loads of people I knew. Quite weird when you're a me and you've sort of cultivated this internal persona of someone who (when not on the Internet) is a loner, a rebellious lone-wolf type, and then you've got a bunch of people cheering your name. Felt like I might be actually part of some kind of community? Or possibly I'm just imagining it. Yeah! Loads of people just cheer for me by name wherever I go! Yeah, actually that must be it. No it was really very lovely and I'm genuinely quite fond of some of those guys. I suppose this is what happens when you get older and your kids grow up and you don't have those sort of work-based relationships. You connect with other like-minded people and find friendship in unexpected places. I feel like I'm waxing poetical a bit, but it was just a nice morning. Feel great, laughed with some people I liked, went through a shared trauma/challenge with a thousand other people. Urgh. I regret to inform you I might actually be..... what is this emotion?......'ow you say?.... errrr.... huppy? Ploppy? Snoopy? Happy? Well it's good whatever it is. Strong recommend. 5 stars on Trip Advisor. Power to you, friends. May your weekends be as magnificent as you are, you bloody ruddy gorgeous utter bastards. X
Foolish Christmas Dave, full of enthusiasm for the New Year, swore that he would do Flatts Lane #parkrun in January, the 9th hardest parkrun in the UK and our NENDY.
Well, January has almost come and gone, so today was my last chance.
They weren't kidding about it! One of the most brutal hill climbs I've ever walked, let alone ran. And you have to do it twice. Combined with muddy paths and treacherous steps, you can see why the first timer briefing is 50% apology.
Not a PB, needless to say.
A cold, muddy and waterlogged #ParkRun this morning. Surprisingly difficult to get a photo without people in it. To the left of this, some park fitness group has a bunch of sad looking people doing lunges. To the right the Army fitness group has a guy screaming at some very sweaty looking people carrying those weights with the handles (boots with the fur). All around me are runners of every kind, kids on scooters and dogs in puddles. It feels very quintessentially British and possibly the essence of humanity. There's no bigotry here. All are equal. All are cold. But we are all here in this TOGETHER. United in whatever the shit it is we're all doing here it is FREEZING. I'm flying solo today again. Bleurgh. Will hopefully feel better in about an hour. Pleased I was on the peppermint teas last night like an absolute legend. LEGEEEEEND. ❤️
Just did an 8k run. NGL fam - it was fucking dreadful. It wasn't as bad as I think but because there were so many people, there were two groups and I ended up with all the faster runners - many of whom usually do the 9 group (would run #ParkRun sub-27, which I do not). They were all very kind and supportive but I was clearly slightly out of my depth, which is weird because it's not like I've not done the 8 group before. But the beginning was all marginally up-hill so I fared much better in the second half. Although by that point was making noises that would put anyone off making love to me for life. Like a donkey that has been given the power of human brain processing but has discovered the end of the world is imminent and only they know but can't communicate it with their donkey vocal apparatus. Insistently distressed. Like 8 billion Timmys are trapped down the well and noone is listening. But I did it and I reluctantly feel pretty good about it and like it was probably a good thing despite feeling like a TOTAL FAILURE. Only joshing - if I was talking to someone else and not myself, I'd be congratulating them and telling them to give their head a wobble and not be so hard on themselves. So well done, me. Thanks, me. You're welcome, me. I'm now going to put sausages and gin into my face, just like the Olympians do. X
Kingston #parkrun today. It been my NENDY for ages because it’s in a weird location requiring two buses to get there and they say there’s nowhere to park a car. But. But it a lovely riverside run, a bit muddy today but mostly okay. Not sure what happened at the finish funnel today but people were respectful and patient.
Enjoyable but cold #Parkrun with my son this morning. He ran well and more importantly he enjoyed it and was faster than last week so a good result for him.
Quiet week of running for me though, but Mrs Colin is currently running the Pagan Trails 28 mile race on Dartmoor. For all you dot watchers, she’s bib number 29 https://www.geotracks.co.uk/live/4719/solo/29
I'm a #Parkrun tourist today so my post-run snack is different. 😮
A single lap course, rather than my usual 2 laps, so I didn't get lapped. 🙌😄
I went off too fast but managed to find a steady pace and I jogged the whole 5K. Slightly faster than my last run on my home course, too, so happy with that.
Thank you Volunteers! 👏👏👏
Good morning. My entire family appears to have gone mad this morning. Perhaps I didn't help by playing them One Too Many Mornings by The Chemical Brothers quite loudly first thing, but it made me serene AF so thought it might calm all of the screaming, but sadly it just made them even more furious. Thoughts and prayers please. Didn't make it to #ParkRun due to traffic, so did a local run. It was a struggle. Like they say: struggle struggle lemon bugle. No idea why. Cold, toe hurt, tired legs from Thursday. Still managed 6.5k and the time was good. When I'm with a bajillion other people I can gauge it better than when I just run with Patrish and she's faster than me and I try to keep up so burn out quicker etc etc BOOOORING. But it's done and I'll no doubt feel good for it and it was further than PR so hopefully that offsets the struggs a bit. I am boring myself. Do not read this. It's so astronomically self-involved. I suppose that's social meeds though, innit. A diary you hope people will like for some reason. Bit weird. What's the point of a diary that other people read. You might aswell just tell them. But I suppose you reach more people like this. Is that what I'm after? Is that what I need? Is this an email blast? Am I a spam?
TLDR - I wish you well, you tiny creatures who live in my phone. HELLO IN THERE. Sorry, didn't mean to scare you like that. It's only me. The huge human who lives on The Outside. BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER. AND ALSO YOURSELF.
Fin?
Time to give something back… I’ve just set up a regular donation to #parkrun and reached out to my local one to do some volunteering. I’m hoping to help out at least every three or four weeks which gives me plenty of opportunities to run and helps reduce the chances of cancellations (there have been a couple over the last six months). It will also be really nice to meet some of the team who do the bulk of keeping it all going rather than just wheezing my way past them each time I go.
Holme Pierrepoint #parkrun event #1 drew 1200 people the 0.3 miles over the river from us, but we still had over 480 parkrunners at Colwick, which is more than enough, thanks.
Funnel Manager today and it went like a dream.
Nice icy swim afterwards too!
New PB at #parkrun this morning, and my best age-graded 5k. Local Parkrun is at the former USAF nuclear site at Greenham Common. It’s now a lovely country park. Waited around for my son and wife to finish, then jogged home on my own for another 9km through West Berkshire. #trailrunning
First proper #parkrun of 2026 today, after tail walking on NYD and then all the snow cancellations. So we tried a new place to celebrate, a nice simple out-and-back at Wynyard Woodland.
It was pretty muddy already, and then started to rain for the second half, but by that point I was hot and sweaty enough to appreciate it a lot. Am now extremely foisty.
Got a sort of, unofficial, parkrun PB by one second as well, so hooray!
First ParkRun in at least six years. Eden project (my local). Somehow clocked 30:02. Very happy.
Apparently my first #ParkRun in 6 weeks! I went in with no expectations other than to just finish (that's what she said). There must have easily been 6 or 7 (6-7!) hundred people and I was quite far back. But I felt like I stretched myself. I temporarily downloaded Strava which reckons I was a bit over 30. I was thinking 32 so reckon that's OK? I did a bit of a run before and I ran some of the way home, so I certainly feel like I got a lot out of this morning even if it wasn't quite where I was at the end of last year.
B O R I N G C H A T
TLDR - did a run. Pleased I did and feeling pretty chipper. I now have some space as everyone is out for a few hours so I'm going to drink coffee and just exist for a bit. Lovely.
Whatever you're upto, I hope your secret plan is coming together. We will triumph and they will get theirs. Er, I mean..... Have a great day! (don't mention the secret plan) x
Anyway morning! I'd hoped to awake full of joi de vivre and metaphorical beans but instead am TIRED and COLD and had an anxiety dream so am just slightly derailed and off-kilter. I had a crappy week last week but can't talk to anyone about it and have therefore internalised it and feel generally quite bad/guilty. I've therefore not really planned ahead / thought about this weekend, which is busy and I have to be on my game. Perhaps I can rescue it? Let us try. Let us think the positive thoughts of the forward-motion people. I must go and do a solo #ParkRun. Perhaps that will fix me! Good morrow to you all anyhoo. I hope your day is filled with laughter and magic. X
#sport
#SportEngland
#parkrun
Well said Chris Boardman.
Come on #parkrun do the right thing.
Sport England suspends X social media account and takes aim at Elon Musk
Sport England suspends X social media account and takes aim at Elon Musk https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/jan/13/sport-england-suspends-x-social-media-account-takes-aim-at-elon-musk?CMP=share_btn_url
Tuesday: Volunteer to be 25 minute pacer at parkrun. Current fitness level is just under 24 minutes.
Wednesday: Come down with a cold.
Thursday: Feel rough but think I'll probably be ok by Saturday?
Friday: Still rough, hmm, getting a bit late to cancel now. Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow?
Saturday: YOLO. Double paracetamol. 24:56.
Didn't go wide enough around the corners, came up a bit short at 4.97km which messed up my pacer app.
Now bed.